1 00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:03,155 ♫ Been watching you 2 00:00:03,155 --> 00:00:05,108 ♫ The way you move 3 00:00:05,108 --> 00:00:07,450 ♫ Your body drives me 4 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:16,414 ♫ Monsieur oh la la 5 00:00:17,872 --> 00:00:20,236 ♫ You looked really good out there 6 00:00:20,236 --> 00:00:23,986 ♫ Voulez vous dance avec moi 7 00:00:24,843 --> 00:00:28,727 ♫ I got offered it in Montreal 8 00:00:28,727 --> 00:00:30,032 ♫ Parlez vous 9 00:00:30,032 --> 00:00:32,359 ♫ I made it come 10 00:00:32,359 --> 00:00:36,526 ♫ I felt like I was sitting on top of the world 11 00:00:37,435 --> 00:00:40,780 ♫ Ooo baby, ooo baby, ooo ooo baby 12 00:00:40,780 --> 00:00:44,025 ♫ I bet you know my destiny 13 00:00:44,025 --> 00:00:48,541 ♫ And, now I need someone to please 14 00:00:48,541 --> 00:00:51,350 ♫ I'm looking for that special guy 15 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:53,471 ♫ Who will hold me at night 16 00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:55,245 ♫ And, light up my life 17 00:00:55,245 --> 00:00:58,050 ♫ 'Cause I ♫ I've been watching you 18 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:00,112 ♫ The way you move 19 00:01:00,112 --> 00:01:03,567 ♫ Your body drives me crazy 20 00:01:03,567 --> 00:01:05,933 ♫ Boy ♫ I've been watching you 21 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,932 ♫ The way you move 22 00:01:07,932 --> 00:01:11,178 ♫ Your body drives me crazy 23 00:01:11,178 --> 00:01:12,928 ♫ Oh 24 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:16,729 ♫ I want your body 25 00:01:18,456 --> 00:01:20,623 ♫ Oh, boy 26 00:01:21,617 --> 00:01:24,534 ♫ I want your body 27 00:01:27,127 --> 00:01:29,531 ♫ Oh, oh, oh ♫ I've been watching you 28 00:01:29,531 --> 00:01:31,473 ♫ The way you move 29 00:01:31,473 --> 00:01:33,338 ♫ Your body drives me crazy ♫ - Hey Ralph, 30 00:01:33,338 --> 00:01:34,171 how's it going? 31 00:01:34,171 --> 00:01:35,424 Give me the usual. 32 00:01:35,424 --> 00:01:37,408 - Big Buff's Bertha coming up. 33 00:01:37,408 --> 00:01:39,069 You just caught the late night show off. 34 00:01:39,069 --> 00:01:41,256 - Oh, hubba, hubba, hubba. 35 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,481 - Hey, how's it going, Frenchie? 36 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:47,658 Hey, you know, you're looking really good tonight. 37 00:01:51,703 --> 00:01:52,536 Wee! 38 00:01:57,783 --> 00:01:59,338 - Alright, here's the deal, Poodles. 39 00:01:59,338 --> 00:02:02,565 We wait 'til after the show, then we make our move. 40 00:02:02,565 --> 00:02:06,309 - Oh, I'm having the time of my life, Big Vinnie. 41 00:02:12,885 --> 00:02:14,966 - I love doing that. 42 00:02:14,966 --> 00:02:17,716 Hey, you, lovers and your bosses, 43 00:02:20,328 --> 00:02:22,163 I want to welcome you all to my club, 44 00:02:22,163 --> 00:02:23,515 the Aladdin Go-go. 45 00:02:23,515 --> 00:02:26,502 I'm your late night host, Shifty Joe Malone. 46 00:02:26,502 --> 00:02:29,866 And, this is the time when we get down and dirty. 47 00:02:29,866 --> 00:02:31,616 Now, what do you say? 48 00:02:33,312 --> 00:02:34,145 Okay. 49 00:02:35,003 --> 00:02:35,995 This time, 50 00:02:35,995 --> 00:02:39,384 I want to present to you, direct from Broadway, 51 00:02:39,384 --> 00:02:42,300 by way of the New York City jail, 52 00:02:43,811 --> 00:02:46,443 I'm just kidding, boys. 53 00:02:46,443 --> 00:02:50,610 The queen of the go-go dancers, Miss Peaches Page. 54 00:02:57,431 --> 00:02:58,598 - Hello, boys. 55 00:03:00,029 --> 00:03:01,946 Glad you could make it. 56 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,613 - Hey, Peaches, baby! 57 00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:21,641 I'm your biggest fan. 58 00:03:21,641 --> 00:03:23,808 - Who the hell cares, huh? 59 00:03:27,861 --> 00:03:29,778 - She's a great artist. 60 00:03:36,820 --> 00:03:37,672 - Yo, doll. 61 00:03:37,672 --> 00:03:38,994 Hey, doll. 62 00:03:38,994 --> 00:03:40,247 Doll, I'm talking to you. 63 00:03:40,247 --> 00:03:41,886 - Oh golly, I'm sorry, mister. 64 00:03:41,886 --> 00:03:42,719 - Yeah, yeah right. 65 00:03:42,719 --> 00:03:45,588 - Peaches Page is the greatest, isn't she? 66 00:03:45,588 --> 00:03:46,421 - Yeah, right. 67 00:03:46,421 --> 00:03:48,048 Look, could you get me and my model 68 00:03:48,048 --> 00:03:49,402 another Greyhound here, please 69 00:03:49,402 --> 00:03:50,615 And, make it snappy. 70 00:03:50,615 --> 00:03:52,611 - Sure, coming right up, mister. 71 00:03:54,645 --> 00:03:55,478 I'm sorry. 72 00:04:05,688 --> 00:04:09,273 Oh wow, she's incredible, isn't she. 73 00:04:09,273 --> 00:04:11,047 - Where the hell is that bitch, dammit? 74 00:04:11,047 --> 00:04:12,176 I'm gonna strangle her. 75 00:04:12,176 --> 00:04:13,123 - Who? 76 00:04:13,123 --> 00:04:15,543 - Pocahontas, who else. 77 00:04:15,543 --> 00:04:17,841 She's supposed to be here at 10 o'clock. 78 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:20,748 Look, it's 11:30, no phone call, no nothing. 79 00:04:20,748 --> 00:04:22,144 You know, I'm getting sick of this shit. 80 00:04:22,144 --> 00:04:24,181 I got a professional show place here. 81 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:26,598 I got a schedule to maintain. 82 00:04:27,856 --> 00:04:30,996 - Mr. Malone, I could go in Pocahontas's place. 83 00:04:30,996 --> 00:04:33,004 I could do that for ya. 84 00:04:33,004 --> 00:04:34,180 - What, are you nuts? 85 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:36,705 Come on, kid, don't be stupid. 86 00:04:36,705 --> 00:04:37,839 - Oh please, Mr. Malone. 87 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:39,467 Please, Mr. Shifty Joe. 88 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:42,211 Let me dance, just give me a shot, please. 89 00:04:42,211 --> 00:04:43,779 I've been practicing like crazy. 90 00:04:43,779 --> 00:04:45,217 I have my own costume and everything. 91 00:04:45,217 --> 00:04:46,818 I made it all by myself. 92 00:04:46,818 --> 00:04:50,090 I know I can do it, just please give me a shot. 93 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,090 - Okay, kid. 94 00:04:52,641 --> 00:04:54,188 This is your lucky night. 95 00:04:54,188 --> 00:04:55,395 You're on next. 96 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:56,551 - Oh, thank you Mr. Malone. 97 00:04:56,551 --> 00:04:57,770 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 98 00:04:57,770 --> 00:04:59,603 You won't regret this. 99 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:04,635 - Remember now, you owe Shifty Joe a big one. 100 00:05:07,476 --> 00:05:09,559 Now, get dressed and all. 101 00:05:30,088 --> 00:05:32,665 - Five minutes to show time, pussy cat. 102 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,165 So, move your ass. 103 00:05:39,177 --> 00:05:41,927 - I'm dyin' out here. 104 00:05:48,496 --> 00:05:52,329 - Oh darn, I should have sewn these on better. 105 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,266 Oh. 106 00:05:59,266 --> 00:06:00,683 - Uh, men's room? 107 00:06:16,545 --> 00:06:18,810 Smooth sailing, baby. 108 00:06:18,810 --> 00:06:21,560 - Everything's all set, snookums? 109 00:06:22,964 --> 00:06:24,631 - I hate that name. 110 00:06:24,631 --> 00:06:25,464 Snookums. 111 00:06:40,508 --> 00:06:42,410 - Whoa, oh, oh! 112 00:06:42,410 --> 00:06:43,243 - Peaches, I'm going up next. 113 00:06:43,243 --> 00:06:44,316 The boss is giving me a shot. 114 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:45,566 - Oh my God! 115 00:06:45,566 --> 00:06:46,747 That's great! 116 00:06:50,716 --> 00:06:54,277 - Alright, Peaches Page, ladies and gentlemen. 117 00:06:54,277 --> 00:06:57,877 Put your hands together for the Peach. 118 00:06:57,877 --> 00:06:59,052 - I can't do it. 119 00:06:59,052 --> 00:06:59,885 I'm too scared. 120 00:06:59,885 --> 00:07:00,832 Do I look okay? 121 00:07:00,832 --> 00:07:02,058 Oh, I'm gonna be sick. 122 00:07:02,058 --> 00:07:03,037 - No, you look great. 123 00:07:03,037 --> 00:07:04,120 You're gonna be great. 124 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,038 Here wait, let me take a look, dear. 125 00:07:06,038 --> 00:07:08,647 - Peaches is here, four shows a night seven days a week. 126 00:07:08,647 --> 00:07:10,834 You like her, you stay right where you're put, 127 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:12,514 she's gonna be right back. 128 00:07:12,514 --> 00:07:15,157 Just can't keep away from me. 129 00:07:15,157 --> 00:07:15,990 - Did you use my makeup? 130 00:07:15,990 --> 00:07:17,666 You look adorable. 131 00:07:17,666 --> 00:07:18,499 - Oh, god! 132 00:07:18,499 --> 00:07:19,641 I can't remember the steps! 133 00:07:19,641 --> 00:07:20,474 - Look, forget about the steps. 134 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:22,172 This crowd is a piece of cake. 135 00:07:22,172 --> 00:07:25,230 - Okay, at this time, we've got a real treat for you, 136 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:29,292 a sweet young missy, right off the bus from Penokee, Kansas, 137 00:07:29,292 --> 00:07:33,223 makin' her first appearance right here at the Aladdin Go-go. 138 00:07:33,223 --> 00:07:34,214 - You just get your little tookus out there 139 00:07:34,214 --> 00:07:36,024 and show them how it's done, girl. 140 00:07:36,024 --> 00:07:37,193 - Ladies and gentlemen, 141 00:07:37,193 --> 00:07:40,908 I give to you, the beautiful, the talented, 142 00:07:40,908 --> 00:07:42,825 the one and only, Lulu. 143 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:46,249 - Oh! 144 00:07:46,249 --> 00:07:47,093 - Oh, don't be nervous. 145 00:07:47,093 --> 00:07:47,926 Just remember what I told you. 146 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,406 Wink at the guys, and knock them dead, and remember 147 00:07:49,406 --> 00:07:51,085 the little move I showed you. 148 00:07:51,085 --> 00:07:51,918 - Okay. 149 00:07:51,918 --> 00:07:52,849 - Right. 150 00:07:52,849 --> 00:07:53,682 - Okay. 151 00:07:54,553 --> 00:07:55,995 Oh Peaches, thanks for everything. 152 00:07:55,995 --> 00:07:57,495 - Go get 'em, kid. 153 00:08:31,605 --> 00:08:32,438 - Swim! 154 00:08:37,436 --> 00:08:38,519 - No, no, no! 155 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,512 - I don't believe this. 156 00:08:45,512 --> 00:08:47,166 Hey, I want my money back. 157 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:47,999 - Get out of here! 158 00:08:47,999 --> 00:08:49,138 We love her! 159 00:08:49,138 --> 00:08:50,138 We love her! 160 00:08:53,503 --> 00:08:55,416 - Why do I get these bimbos? 161 00:08:55,416 --> 00:08:58,083 - I want to marry you, June bug. 162 00:09:00,143 --> 00:09:01,226 - Oh, please. 163 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,113 - Hey, what the hell is this? 164 00:09:19,113 --> 00:09:21,435 - Aren't we supposed to be throwing shit at you? 165 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:22,268 - Oh, oh. 166 00:09:24,144 --> 00:09:25,394 - Keep dancing. 167 00:09:29,044 --> 00:09:30,688 - Take it off! Take it off! 168 00:09:30,688 --> 00:09:31,802 - What, are you kidding? 169 00:09:31,802 --> 00:09:34,059 Put it back on, sweetheart. 170 00:09:34,059 --> 00:09:34,946 - Get off the stage! 171 00:09:34,946 --> 00:09:36,620 - Shut up, you low lives. 172 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,569 - What the heck do you think you're doing? 173 00:09:38,569 --> 00:09:40,399 This ain't no lousy strip joint. 174 00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:42,483 You're trying to get me shut down, or what? 175 00:09:42,483 --> 00:09:43,679 - I'm sorry. 176 00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:44,865 I'm trying. 177 00:09:44,865 --> 00:09:46,737 - Get the hell out of my club. 178 00:09:46,737 --> 00:09:48,577 You are fired. 179 00:09:48,577 --> 00:09:50,105 Bimbo! 180 00:09:50,105 --> 00:09:51,412 - What did you call her? 181 00:09:51,412 --> 00:09:52,282 - What? 182 00:09:52,282 --> 00:09:53,690 - I said, what did you call her. 183 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:55,782 - Stay out of this, Peaches. 184 00:09:55,782 --> 00:09:57,863 I do not need any lip from you. 185 00:09:57,863 --> 00:09:59,930 - You called her a bimbo, didn't you? 186 00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:02,886 Didn't I tell you never to use that word around me? 187 00:10:02,886 --> 00:10:05,301 Didn't you know that's the most goddamned degrading thing 188 00:10:05,301 --> 00:10:06,476 you can call a woman? 189 00:10:06,476 --> 00:10:07,986 I mean, who the hell do you think you are, 190 00:10:07,986 --> 00:10:09,809 you stupid prick? 191 00:10:10,642 --> 00:10:12,169 - Party time. 192 00:10:12,169 --> 00:10:13,155 - Come on, Big Vinnie, 193 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,502 what are you waiting for? 194 00:10:14,502 --> 00:10:16,004 Get it over with. 195 00:10:16,004 --> 00:10:17,258 - Look, let's get this straight, Poodles, 196 00:10:17,258 --> 00:10:20,193 once and for all, I'm the one who says when it's time. 197 00:10:23,238 --> 00:10:24,821 Alright, it's time. 198 00:10:25,769 --> 00:10:27,808 - Alright, that does it. 199 00:10:27,808 --> 00:10:29,587 You are both fired. 200 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,442 Now, get the fuck out of my club, 201 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:32,942 you stupid bimbos! 202 00:10:34,118 --> 00:10:35,761 - Well, let me tell you something, Jack. 203 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:38,846 You can't fire us, 'cause we quit! 204 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:39,679 - We do? 205 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:40,512 - We quit. 206 00:10:41,381 --> 00:10:43,108 - What are you looking at? 207 00:10:43,108 --> 00:10:46,441 Go get the car and bring it around back. 208 00:10:50,242 --> 00:10:53,159 - Just don't screw it up, big shot. 209 00:11:05,149 --> 00:11:06,714 - I'm so humiliated. 210 00:11:06,714 --> 00:11:08,431 I wish I was dead. 211 00:11:08,431 --> 00:11:11,217 - Oh honey, listen, don't you dare let that guy get to you. 212 00:11:11,217 --> 00:11:14,171 Everyone is entitled to a bad night every now and then. 213 00:11:14,171 --> 00:11:15,731 - I'm never gonna make it as a dancer. 214 00:11:15,731 --> 00:11:17,270 I'm too stupid. 215 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:18,672 I should have gone to college. 216 00:11:18,672 --> 00:11:20,816 - Listen, you stop talking like that. 217 00:11:20,816 --> 00:11:23,920 You have got a lot of enthusiasm. 218 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:27,053 You're just lacking experience, that's your problem. 219 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:27,886 - Really? 220 00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:28,899 - Yeah, really. 221 00:11:28,899 --> 00:11:30,807 Are you kidding me? 222 00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:32,859 Do you know how many dives are gonna be dying to hire us 223 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:37,026 when they find out we're out of these lousy contracts? 224 00:11:38,672 --> 00:11:40,922 - Bubbles, Shifty Joe here. 225 00:11:42,144 --> 00:11:43,403 How you doin', doll? 226 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:47,729 Uh listen, babe, tonight is your lucky night. 227 00:11:47,729 --> 00:11:51,146 I cleared a spot for you on the schedule. 228 00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:54,786 Hey, who the fuck are you? 229 00:11:54,786 --> 00:11:56,536 Get out of my office! 230 00:11:58,341 --> 00:12:00,639 - I'm gonna make this short and sweet. 231 00:12:00,639 --> 00:12:03,389 I gotta message from Dirty Louie. 232 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,364 - What was that noise? 233 00:12:16,244 --> 00:12:17,480 - Here, hold this. 234 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,647 It's your tip, sweetheart. 235 00:12:26,652 --> 00:12:27,985 - What the fuck? 236 00:12:29,545 --> 00:12:30,597 - Oh my God! 237 00:12:30,597 --> 00:12:33,260 They've offed Shifty Joe! 238 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:34,622 - I'm gonna call the cops, 239 00:12:34,622 --> 00:12:35,547 and then we're gonna ruin that pretty face. 240 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,396 - I didn't do nothin'. 241 00:12:36,396 --> 00:12:39,149 I was just holdin' it for him. 242 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,957 - Alright, hold it, I mean it. 243 00:12:40,957 --> 00:12:42,750 Nobody move. 244 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,000 Just take it nice and easy. 245 00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:49,085 Come on Lulu, let's get out of here. 246 00:12:52,515 --> 00:12:53,348 Come on. 247 00:12:56,452 --> 00:12:57,956 - What did you go and do that for, Peaches? 248 00:12:57,956 --> 00:12:59,354 We didn't do nothing wrong. 249 00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:01,002 - Oh, just shut up and get in the car! 250 00:13:01,002 --> 00:13:01,835 - Oh! 251 00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:18,985 Why don't we just call the police 252 00:13:18,985 --> 00:13:20,154 and tell them what happened? 253 00:13:20,154 --> 00:13:21,611 They'll believe us. 254 00:13:21,611 --> 00:13:23,159 - Cops never listen to girls like us. 255 00:13:23,159 --> 00:13:24,585 Trust me, I know. 256 00:13:24,585 --> 00:13:25,912 - Well, if we could find the guy who did it 257 00:13:25,912 --> 00:13:26,745 and turn him in, 258 00:13:26,745 --> 00:13:27,578 then they'd believe us, right? 259 00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:29,139 - Lulu, you're dreaming. 260 00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:33,682 That guy's probably in another country by now. 261 00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,298 - Want to go to my place? 262 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:36,829 I have some ice cream in the fridge. 263 00:13:36,829 --> 00:13:38,261 - No, listen, forget your place. 264 00:13:38,261 --> 00:13:39,617 Your place is gonna be crawling with cops. 265 00:13:39,617 --> 00:13:41,371 Now, just chill out a minute, okay. 266 00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:43,954 I have to get my head together. 267 00:13:48,788 --> 00:13:49,705 Okay, Lulu. 268 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,736 This is your last chance to bail. 269 00:13:52,736 --> 00:13:53,773 - Bail, what do you mean? 270 00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:54,870 You think they'll let us out on bail? 271 00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:56,033 - I'm headed for Mexico. 272 00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,298 It's the only chance I've got. 273 00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:59,615 The Heat's getting way too close for comfort. 274 00:13:59,615 --> 00:14:01,082 - What are you talking about, Peaches. 275 00:14:01,082 --> 00:14:03,289 You're beginning to sound like Humphrey Bogart or something. 276 00:14:03,289 --> 00:14:04,750 - No, Lulu, you don't understand. 277 00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:05,678 I'm a wanted woman. 278 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,111 I'm a fugitive, I'm on the lam. 279 00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:08,564 - Oh my God. 280 00:14:08,564 --> 00:14:09,442 What did you do? 281 00:14:09,442 --> 00:14:10,825 No, no, don't tell me. 282 00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:12,304 I don't want to know. 283 00:14:12,304 --> 00:14:14,797 - A really long time ago, I used to be really hot stuff 284 00:14:14,797 --> 00:14:15,945 on Broadway. 285 00:14:15,945 --> 00:14:16,831 - Really? 286 00:14:16,831 --> 00:14:18,817 - Yeah, really. 287 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,188 Yeah, musical comedy was my forte. 288 00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:22,294 - Wow! 289 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:25,090 - Except for, there was this producer, 290 00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:27,927 Benny Smegman, what a low life, 291 00:14:27,927 --> 00:14:30,257 he offered me this really big part. 292 00:14:30,257 --> 00:14:32,173 And, it was a real star vehicle, 293 00:14:32,173 --> 00:14:34,825 except, the only problem was, 294 00:14:34,825 --> 00:14:36,128 in order for me to get that part, 295 00:14:36,128 --> 00:14:37,961 I had to, oh you know. 296 00:14:42,637 --> 00:14:45,518 I had to show him a good time. 297 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,351 - Oh. 298 00:14:47,663 --> 00:14:49,413 Oh, oh what a bummer. 299 00:14:51,012 --> 00:14:52,776 - Yeah, so I said what the hell. 300 00:14:52,776 --> 00:14:54,953 I mean, I made it with guys for a lot stupider reasons 301 00:14:54,953 --> 00:14:57,678 than that, but this guy was a fuckin' pervert. 302 00:14:57,678 --> 00:14:58,982 I mean, I show up at his house. 303 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:01,677 I'm in the sack, and the guy expects me to put on 304 00:15:01,677 --> 00:15:04,071 this Wonder Woman mask and then he tries to handcuff me 305 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,982 to his fuckin' German Shepherd. 306 00:15:05,982 --> 00:15:07,060 - Oh, yuck! 307 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:07,989 So what'd you do? 308 00:15:07,989 --> 00:15:10,030 - I fuckin' decked him, that's what I did. 309 00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,571 I gave him a black eye, a bloody nose, 310 00:15:11,571 --> 00:15:13,181 was a mess. 311 00:15:13,181 --> 00:15:15,620 And then, he accuses me of assault and battery. 312 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:16,479 - Oh, wow! 313 00:15:16,479 --> 00:15:17,705 So then what'd you do? 314 00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:19,826 - Well, I skipped bail, 315 00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:21,043 I got the hell out of town, 316 00:15:21,043 --> 00:15:22,814 and then I just started over in Vegas. 317 00:15:22,814 --> 00:15:25,656 A new name, the whole potato. 318 00:15:25,656 --> 00:15:28,269 But, that's the honest truth, kid. 319 00:15:28,269 --> 00:15:32,321 And, if I was you, I'd bail out of this scene right now. 320 00:15:32,321 --> 00:15:33,584 - No way, Peaches. 321 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,067 You're not getting rid of me that easy. 322 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:38,272 You got me into this mess, so you'd better get me out of it. 323 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:39,274 - Well, okay, kid. 324 00:15:39,274 --> 00:15:40,953 But, listen, take it easy. 325 00:15:40,953 --> 00:15:42,761 I'll let you come along for the ride. 326 00:15:42,761 --> 00:15:45,918 But, from now on, it's us against the world. 327 00:15:45,918 --> 00:15:47,874 Now, we're going to Mexico. 328 00:15:47,874 --> 00:15:48,868 - Cool. 329 00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:50,711 I like Mexican food. 330 00:15:50,711 --> 00:15:51,544 Let's go! 331 00:15:54,499 --> 00:15:55,790 Peaches? 332 00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:57,080 - Hmm? 333 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,517 - You ever see a flying saucer? 334 00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:03,257 - No, I've seen a couple of flying plates in my time. 335 00:16:03,257 --> 00:16:04,939 - No, this is serious. 336 00:16:04,939 --> 00:16:08,265 UFOs, I read about 'em in the Inquirer. 337 00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:12,845 They always attack people on deserted roads, like this one. 338 00:16:12,845 --> 00:16:14,213 - Oh, get out of here. 339 00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:15,439 - No, really. 340 00:16:15,439 --> 00:16:18,647 This one lady, what was her name, 341 00:16:18,647 --> 00:16:22,516 oh anyway, she was travelin' all by herself, 342 00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:24,442 this flying saucer landed, 343 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:28,730 and it made her car stop right in the middle of the road. 344 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,549 These Martians scooped her up inside the flying saucer, 345 00:16:31,549 --> 00:16:35,716 and they had this machine, it took off all her clothes. 346 00:16:37,004 --> 00:16:39,426 Martians actually saw her naked. 347 00:16:39,426 --> 00:16:41,295 I mean, can you believe that? 348 00:16:41,295 --> 00:16:42,152 - Oh, come on, Lulu. 349 00:16:42,152 --> 00:16:43,459 I mean, that's a bunch of hoobie. 350 00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:44,792 - No, it's true. 351 00:16:46,259 --> 00:16:50,176 Boy, if a Martian ever saw me naked, I'd freak. 352 00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:15,722 I'm starving. 353 00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:17,504 - Police in Los Angeles 354 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,583 are investigating the murder of underworld figure, 355 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,673 Shifty Joe Malone, who was gunned down 356 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,130 in his nightclub last night. 357 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:25,681 The suspects in the case, two female go-go dancers, 358 00:17:25,681 --> 00:17:28,191 were last seen in a purple and black striped, 359 00:17:28,191 --> 00:17:29,737 skin tight party dress 360 00:17:29,737 --> 00:17:32,760 and a two piece light blue ruffle top and skirt. 361 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,093 They are considered armed and dangerous. 362 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,590 ♫ Have you heard that story 363 00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:48,977 ♫ Did you get the news 364 00:17:48,977 --> 00:17:51,972 ♫ What a hillbilly did to an old John Blue ♫ 365 00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:54,707 - Okay, look, hand me that bag, okay. 366 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,236 Alright, we gotta 86 these outfits. 367 00:17:56,236 --> 00:17:57,069 Yeah. 368 00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,258 Shit. 369 00:18:00,171 --> 00:18:02,981 Oh, okay here, put this on. 370 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,523 It screams you. 371 00:18:04,523 --> 00:18:05,465 - Out here? 372 00:18:05,465 --> 00:18:09,112 - No, out there on the gas pumps, you ding dong. 373 00:18:09,112 --> 00:18:09,945 Let's go! 374 00:18:22,278 --> 00:18:23,340 - Hey, baby, 375 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,140 that outfit come with spurs? 376 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:27,559 I prefer the kick brassiere myself. 377 00:18:30,164 --> 00:18:33,008 ♫ If you want to rock it like you know you should 378 00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:37,175 ♫ Everybody jump and shout ♫ 379 00:18:56,362 --> 00:18:57,445 - I'm comin'. 380 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:01,112 Come out of your skin! 381 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,771 - Hot damn! 382 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,087 Oh, you girls are killin' me. 383 00:19:36,605 --> 00:19:39,100 - I hate this outfit of yours, Peaches. 384 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,688 It makes me feel like everyone's staring. 385 00:19:40,688 --> 00:19:42,268 - I know, everybody is staring. 386 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,543 But, that's the whole point. 387 00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:45,597 See, the way a girl dresses is your statement. 388 00:19:45,597 --> 00:19:47,794 And, if a guy can't handle it-- 389 00:19:47,794 --> 00:19:48,683 - How y'all doin'? 390 00:19:48,683 --> 00:19:49,571 Cute outfit. 391 00:19:49,571 --> 00:19:50,415 Coffee? 392 00:19:50,415 --> 00:19:51,312 - Gee, thanks. 393 00:19:51,312 --> 00:19:52,645 - Nice day, huh? 394 00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:54,686 There you are. 395 00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:58,578 So, what'll it be for you, gals? 396 00:19:58,578 --> 00:20:00,644 - Um, I don't know. 397 00:20:00,644 --> 00:20:02,554 Let me have a King of the Road Special 398 00:20:02,554 --> 00:20:05,207 and a large OJ, please. 399 00:20:05,207 --> 00:20:06,040 - Alright. 400 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:09,574 - And, I'll have the Bye Bye Toast, My Gift to Phoenix, 401 00:20:09,574 --> 00:20:10,683 and a milk. 402 00:20:10,683 --> 00:20:11,516 - Good choice. 403 00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:12,641 - Does that come with hash browns? 404 00:20:12,641 --> 00:20:14,792 - You got it, sug'. 405 00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:16,209 Y'all seem real nice. 406 00:20:16,209 --> 00:20:18,981 I'll see if I can't get you a side of pancakes too. 407 00:20:18,981 --> 00:20:19,814 No charge. 408 00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:22,792 - That'd be neat, I love pancakes. 409 00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:23,975 - Darlene, check. 410 00:20:23,975 --> 00:20:25,834 I gotta be in Utah by six. 411 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:28,712 - Come on Darlene, I gotta be in Tucson by five. 412 00:20:28,712 --> 00:20:31,045 - Darlene, where's my toast? 413 00:20:32,844 --> 00:20:34,835 - She's sweet, isn't she. 414 00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:37,119 It's too bad she's got such a crummy job, huh. 415 00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:38,619 - I know, too bad. 416 00:20:57,531 --> 00:20:58,364 - Oh my God! 417 00:20:58,364 --> 00:21:00,221 Check out these bozos! 418 00:21:00,221 --> 00:21:01,554 Surf's up, dude. 419 00:21:06,062 --> 00:21:08,645 - The blond one, check him out. 420 00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:11,300 - Are you kidding? 421 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,081 God, you've got weird taste in guys. 422 00:21:13,081 --> 00:21:14,498 - No, he is cute. 423 00:21:31,952 --> 00:21:33,702 - Dude, serious vibe. 424 00:21:34,838 --> 00:21:36,654 Potentially fucked up scene. 425 00:21:36,654 --> 00:21:38,383 - Yeah, hurts my feelings. 426 00:21:38,383 --> 00:21:41,236 - Relax, I've got this shit wired. 427 00:21:41,236 --> 00:21:42,069 Hey, 'sup. 428 00:21:44,597 --> 00:21:45,887 Cowabunga. 429 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:49,052 - Ain't no beach around here, girls. 430 00:21:49,052 --> 00:21:51,999 - That's funny, I like that. 431 00:21:51,999 --> 00:21:54,955 I'm a tell my buddies that. 432 00:21:54,955 --> 00:21:56,262 - Dude, what are you doin', dude. 433 00:21:56,262 --> 00:21:59,512 - Come on, desert chicks, surfer dudes, 434 00:22:00,515 --> 00:22:03,015 chips, salsa, Cuerva, drop it. 435 00:22:03,932 --> 00:22:05,759 - Oh no, one of them's coming over. 436 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,073 Oh God, don't look. 437 00:22:07,073 --> 00:22:08,990 - Which one, which one? 438 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:11,820 - Baby, how you doin'? 439 00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:12,873 Come here a lot? 440 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,343 - Bad time for a love song, dude. 441 00:22:14,343 --> 00:22:15,658 You always need the-- 442 00:22:15,658 --> 00:22:16,869 - Excuse me. 443 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,314 - Hello. 444 00:22:18,314 --> 00:22:19,797 - I'd like to apologize for my friend, here. 445 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,049 What's going on here? 446 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:21,882 - It wasn't me. 447 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,715 - Look at my hand. 448 00:22:22,715 --> 00:22:24,456 What's your excuse, huh? 449 00:22:24,456 --> 00:22:25,289 - Nothing, nothing. 450 00:22:25,289 --> 00:22:26,122 - Grab your ear. 451 00:22:26,122 --> 00:22:28,622 Go on, get out of here, go on. 452 00:22:30,613 --> 00:22:31,446 - Wow. 453 00:22:39,795 --> 00:22:41,957 - Come on, dude. 454 00:22:41,957 --> 00:22:44,835 I was preparing to lay some pipe. 455 00:22:44,835 --> 00:22:46,612 - We have no time for those bitches. 456 00:22:46,612 --> 00:22:48,114 - Forget about that shit, man 457 00:22:48,114 --> 00:22:50,404 We got to get Billy Boy, here, in the water. 458 00:22:50,404 --> 00:22:51,237 - Jeez. 459 00:22:52,964 --> 00:22:54,696 They're kind of stuck up, aren't they. 460 00:22:54,696 --> 00:22:56,186 - God, do yourself a favor. 461 00:22:56,186 --> 00:22:57,934 Don't get hung up on surf bums. 462 00:22:57,934 --> 00:23:01,267 Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. 463 00:23:14,496 --> 00:23:15,676 - Here y'all go. 464 00:23:15,676 --> 00:23:19,319 One Phoenix Special, one King of the Road, 465 00:23:19,319 --> 00:23:20,933 a side of pancakes, no charge. 466 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,290 - Cool. 467 00:23:22,290 --> 00:23:23,623 - I am starving. 468 00:23:24,774 --> 00:23:27,752 - Let's have some more of your special donuts, Darlene. 469 00:23:27,752 --> 00:23:30,028 You know, big round ones. 470 00:23:36,557 --> 00:23:38,254 - God, what a bunch of douches. 471 00:23:38,254 --> 00:23:39,293 - Oh, you're telling me. 472 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,460 - They treat you terrible. 473 00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:46,312 - So, where y'all headed. 474 00:23:46,312 --> 00:23:47,145 - Mexico. 475 00:23:47,145 --> 00:23:49,426 We're fugitives, I mean we're on vacation. 476 00:23:49,426 --> 00:23:52,276 - Vacation, ooo wee! 477 00:23:52,276 --> 00:23:54,230 I wish I was on vacation. 478 00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:57,170 You know, I'd give anything, I mean anything 479 00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:59,081 to get out of this greasy spoon. 480 00:23:59,081 --> 00:24:00,522 - What's wrong, Peaches? 481 00:24:10,168 --> 00:24:11,959 - Oh, that's just Arnie. 482 00:24:11,959 --> 00:24:13,930 How do you do, Officer Arbury? 483 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:15,122 Your usual? 484 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:15,963 Jelly doughnut? 485 00:24:15,963 --> 00:24:20,668 - You two are under arrest, put your hands up nice and easy. 486 00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:23,515 - You're with us, Darlene. 487 00:24:23,515 --> 00:24:25,340 - Oh no, a bimbo with a gun. 488 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,967 - Drop that weapon, deputy. 489 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,863 Or, this waitress is history. 490 00:24:29,863 --> 00:24:30,696 I mean it. 491 00:24:32,782 --> 00:24:34,331 - There's my gun. 492 00:24:34,331 --> 00:24:36,228 Just don't hurt her. 493 00:24:36,228 --> 00:24:37,061 - Come on, kid. 494 00:24:37,061 --> 00:24:38,561 We're out of here. 495 00:24:43,038 --> 00:24:44,382 - I'll save you, Darlene. 496 00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:46,299 I swear to God, I will. 497 00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:51,698 - Let her go! 498 00:24:53,972 --> 00:24:54,805 - Hang on, boy. 499 00:24:54,805 --> 00:24:56,388 I hope you go down. 500 00:25:09,221 --> 00:25:11,300 - Eat lead, bozos. 501 00:25:48,145 --> 00:25:50,178 - Slow down, Peaches, there's no one after us. 502 00:25:50,178 --> 00:25:52,373 Listen, are you alright back there? 503 00:25:52,373 --> 00:25:56,177 Oh no, listen, I'm sorry if I scared you. 504 00:25:56,177 --> 00:26:00,089 Listen, I had the safety catch on, I swear to God. 505 00:26:00,089 --> 00:26:02,729 - Y'all aren't gonna kill me, are you? 506 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,403 - Kill you, what? 507 00:26:04,403 --> 00:26:06,304 - Yeah, what? 508 00:26:06,304 --> 00:26:10,215 - There ain't nobody gonna pay my ransom. 509 00:26:10,215 --> 00:26:12,697 Y'all kidnapped the wrong girl. 510 00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:13,697 - Kidnapped? 511 00:26:24,253 --> 00:26:25,130 Okay, wait a minute. 512 00:26:25,130 --> 00:26:26,701 Let's you and I get something straight. 513 00:26:26,701 --> 00:26:28,361 Nobody kidnapped anybody. 514 00:26:28,361 --> 00:26:30,685 We rescued you from a miserable situation. 515 00:26:30,685 --> 00:26:32,220 And, if you're not happy about it, 516 00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:33,364 you're free to walk, no one's stopping you. 517 00:26:34,707 --> 00:26:36,290 - I'm free to go? 518 00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:38,077 - Yeah, you're more than free. 519 00:26:38,077 --> 00:26:40,767 Look, here's cab fare home. 520 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:43,350 - Right, a cab out here, right. 521 00:26:47,628 --> 00:26:49,295 Where am I gonna go? 522 00:26:53,209 --> 00:26:55,209 Fine, just hit the road. 523 00:26:56,592 --> 00:26:58,532 I've never been south of the border. 524 00:26:58,532 --> 00:26:59,422 - Are you through? 525 00:26:59,422 --> 00:27:01,839 - Put the pedal to the metal. 526 00:27:10,826 --> 00:27:12,351 - Dude, you guys fucking blew it, man. 527 00:27:12,351 --> 00:27:14,484 - I had pooter in the pop for all of us man, 528 00:27:14,484 --> 00:27:15,904 and you blew it. 529 00:27:15,904 --> 00:27:16,813 - What, are you happy. 530 00:27:16,813 --> 00:27:21,143 - Dude, we got one day of scorn, maybe two, 531 00:27:21,143 --> 00:27:24,175 depending on jaw and the circumstance, 532 00:27:24,175 --> 00:27:25,962 and we're not even close to the border. 533 00:27:25,962 --> 00:27:27,375 - I know dude, here. 534 00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:28,958 We gotta move, man. 535 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:31,294 - Lulu, check the map. 536 00:27:31,294 --> 00:27:32,791 I want to get us off this main road, 537 00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:33,906 and let the Heat pass by. 538 00:27:33,906 --> 00:27:35,497 - I'm not really good with maps, Peaches, 539 00:27:35,497 --> 00:27:36,557 I always get lost. 540 00:27:36,557 --> 00:27:37,617 - Oh here, give me that thing. 541 00:27:37,617 --> 00:27:39,498 I'll give you a hand. 542 00:27:39,498 --> 00:27:40,855 Take that little road up ahead. 543 00:27:40,855 --> 00:27:42,679 It looks pretty good. 544 00:27:42,679 --> 00:27:45,109 - Yeah, that one babe was calm as it gets, man. 545 00:27:45,109 --> 00:27:46,365 - Yeah, she was. 546 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,432 Hey dude, what's the scoop? 547 00:27:48,432 --> 00:27:49,700 - Gotta scrape, you gotta get? 548 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:50,889 - No. 549 00:27:50,889 --> 00:27:52,107 - Oh yeah. 550 00:27:52,107 --> 00:27:53,223 - I don't know, man. 551 00:27:53,223 --> 00:27:54,842 I thought the one who hostage drive 552 00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:55,828 was kind of skexy, myself. 553 00:27:55,828 --> 00:27:56,767 - What's skexy, man. 554 00:27:56,767 --> 00:27:58,262 - Kind of skanky, kind of sexy. 555 00:27:58,262 --> 00:28:01,667 - No, man, I'm not talking about the hostage, man, 556 00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:03,627 and definitely not that Bournefield bitch, 557 00:28:03,627 --> 00:28:04,593 the other one. 558 00:28:04,593 --> 00:28:06,136 - Man, you liked her, she was kind of-- 559 00:28:06,136 --> 00:28:07,302 - Yeah, I did, man. 560 00:28:07,302 --> 00:28:08,367 So what? 561 00:28:08,367 --> 00:28:09,986 - Dude, you loved her. 562 00:28:09,986 --> 00:28:11,056 - I didn't love her, dude. 563 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:12,197 - Yes. you did. 564 00:28:12,197 --> 00:28:13,440 - No, I didn't. 565 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,749 - That's why you bagged the farm boy. 566 00:28:14,749 --> 00:28:15,748 You know, I'm kind of into the hostage situation, myself. 567 00:28:15,748 --> 00:28:16,581 - You liked that. 568 00:28:16,581 --> 00:28:18,224 Where are we? 569 00:28:18,224 --> 00:28:22,808 - Jesus Christ, it is hotter than hell out here. 570 00:28:22,808 --> 00:28:24,342 - Listen, Lulu, take the wheel. 571 00:28:24,342 --> 00:28:25,175 - Huh? 572 00:28:25,175 --> 00:28:26,592 - Take the wheel. 573 00:28:31,573 --> 00:28:33,490 Oh, there, much better. 574 00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:36,893 Now I can work on my tan. 575 00:28:44,085 --> 00:28:46,652 - What kind of dancers you all say you were, again? 576 00:28:46,652 --> 00:28:48,982 Go-go dancers, out of LA. 577 00:28:48,982 --> 00:28:50,616 - Go-go dancers? 578 00:28:50,616 --> 00:28:53,283 Ain't that just a wee bit passé? 579 00:28:54,287 --> 00:28:56,494 - Darlene, the go-go happens 580 00:28:56,494 --> 00:28:59,518 to be a highly respected classical art form. 581 00:28:59,518 --> 00:29:03,469 It is interpretive dance in a rock and roll format. 582 00:29:03,469 --> 00:29:04,713 - And bikinis. 583 00:29:04,713 --> 00:29:06,701 - Come on, man, pass me your paper. 584 00:29:07,983 --> 00:29:10,150 Here we go, let's gun 'em. 585 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,693 Dude, you're freaking-- 586 00:29:12,693 --> 00:29:13,526 - Oh, fuck! 587 00:29:13,526 --> 00:29:15,776 That's fuckin' gnarly, man. 588 00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:22,417 Okay, what's next man? 589 00:29:23,608 --> 00:29:24,441 - Wait up. 590 00:29:28,109 --> 00:29:30,442 - That's right, give me one. 591 00:29:32,768 --> 00:29:35,268 - Dude, pack me a Dudley load. 592 00:29:36,144 --> 00:29:39,227 - Get that fuckin' thing out of here. 593 00:29:40,816 --> 00:29:42,710 - Marley says yes. 594 00:29:42,710 --> 00:29:43,627 Go! Go! Go! 595 00:29:46,812 --> 00:29:49,562 I got the wheel, I got the wheel. 596 00:30:16,135 --> 00:30:18,958 - I just seem to have the worst luck with guys. 597 00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:20,101 I don't know what it is. 598 00:30:20,101 --> 00:30:21,343 - Yeah, me too. 599 00:30:21,343 --> 00:30:23,548 They always think I'm some kind of bimbo, or something. 600 00:30:23,548 --> 00:30:25,949 - Hang a right on that road up there, 601 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:28,009 and it'll hook us back to the highway. 602 00:30:28,009 --> 00:30:28,842 - Right. 603 00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:38,459 - Say, y'all mind if I borrow one of these cute outfits. 604 00:30:38,459 --> 00:30:41,519 I feel like such a hick in this waitress uniform. 605 00:30:41,519 --> 00:30:43,613 - Sure thing, Darlene, help yourself. 606 00:30:43,613 --> 00:30:44,542 - Uh-oh! 607 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:46,198 Someone's after us! 608 00:30:46,198 --> 00:30:47,603 Is it the cops? 609 00:30:47,603 --> 00:30:48,436 - They're right on our tail. 610 00:30:48,436 --> 00:30:49,317 - Are you sure it's the cops? 611 00:30:49,317 --> 00:30:51,319 - Well, I'm not gonna take any chances. 612 00:30:51,319 --> 00:30:52,486 - Step on it, Peaches. 613 00:30:52,486 --> 00:30:56,666 - Oh God, we're gonna get caught for sure. 614 00:30:56,666 --> 00:30:57,960 - It's the surfers, oh boy. 615 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:58,960 - Oh, great. 616 00:31:01,233 --> 00:31:03,824 - Wow, what a totally cool car. 617 00:31:03,824 --> 00:31:06,367 - Jesus, those surfers scared the shit out of me. 618 00:31:06,367 --> 00:31:07,816 - Doggone it! 619 00:31:07,816 --> 00:31:09,085 - What, are you okay? 620 00:31:09,085 --> 00:31:10,919 - I broke a doggone nail. 621 00:31:10,919 --> 00:31:12,985 - Oh, look in my purse. 622 00:31:12,985 --> 00:31:14,477 I should have some super glue in there. 623 00:31:14,477 --> 00:31:15,531 You can fix it right up. 624 00:31:15,531 --> 00:31:17,433 - Ah, thanks. 625 00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:19,571 Ooo, lord, gal, you got more stuff 626 00:31:19,571 --> 00:31:21,795 in here than a beauty parlor. 627 00:31:21,795 --> 00:31:23,604 Oh, here we go. 628 00:31:23,604 --> 00:31:25,257 Superglue. 629 00:31:25,257 --> 00:31:27,501 - Well, darlin', a girl's got to be prepared 630 00:31:27,501 --> 00:31:31,418 for a night on the town or a weekend in Hawaii. 631 00:31:32,305 --> 00:31:35,044 - There we are, good as new. 632 00:31:43,448 --> 00:31:44,882 - I think we're out of gas. 633 00:31:44,882 --> 00:31:47,908 Yeah dude, we gotta put it in the tank. 634 00:31:47,908 --> 00:31:48,741 - Hold on. 635 00:31:50,495 --> 00:31:51,383 - Whoa, man. 636 00:31:51,383 --> 00:31:53,368 - Dude, man, I nearly fucking killed us. 637 00:31:53,368 --> 00:31:55,035 - Where are we, man? 638 00:31:58,157 --> 00:32:00,006 - Dude, the secret hidden dock-station 639 00:32:00,006 --> 00:32:01,496 in the middle of nowhere. 640 00:32:01,496 --> 00:32:04,579 - I told you man, I got ESP from LSP. 641 00:32:08,882 --> 00:32:11,882 - Hey, man, can we get some service? 642 00:32:12,741 --> 00:32:17,136 - Well, well, well, well looky what we got here. 643 00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:20,979 A bunch of long haired sissy ass surfers. 644 00:32:20,979 --> 00:32:22,759 I don't know what this country's coming to, 645 00:32:22,759 --> 00:32:24,859 a bunch of no goods on the road. 646 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:25,692 Fill it yourself. 647 00:32:25,692 --> 00:32:26,775 I ain't your mama. 648 00:32:26,775 --> 00:32:28,083 What you think I'm here for? 649 00:32:28,083 --> 00:32:29,083 - What an asshole. 650 00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:31,159 - Oh my God, it's them! 651 00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:33,725 - Oh no, not the surf rats from the diner. 652 00:32:33,725 --> 00:32:34,726 - Do I look okay? 653 00:32:34,726 --> 00:32:35,665 - You look just fine. 654 00:32:35,665 --> 00:32:36,735 - Are you sure? 655 00:32:36,735 --> 00:32:37,818 - Oh brother. 656 00:32:48,264 --> 00:32:50,347 - Hey dude, dude be cool. 657 00:32:58,364 --> 00:33:00,156 - Yes, ma'am. 658 00:33:00,156 --> 00:33:02,066 My name's Rick, your friendly gas station tenant 659 00:33:02,066 --> 00:33:03,639 at your service. 660 00:33:03,639 --> 00:33:06,626 - Just check the oil, Casanova. 661 00:33:06,626 --> 00:33:08,052 - You betcha. 662 00:33:18,787 --> 00:33:22,353 - You know, you look pretty good for a hostage. 663 00:33:22,353 --> 00:33:24,017 - Hostage? 664 00:33:25,912 --> 00:33:28,412 No, I'm not a hostage anymore. 665 00:33:30,512 --> 00:33:32,437 Now I'm along for the ride. 666 00:33:32,437 --> 00:33:34,261 - You know, you surf bums almost ran us off the road 667 00:33:34,261 --> 00:33:35,247 back there. 668 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:37,270 Maybe somebody better teach you boys some manners. 669 00:33:37,270 --> 00:33:38,770 - Peaches, please. 670 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,633 - Hi. 671 00:33:58,633 --> 00:34:00,091 - Hi. 672 00:34:00,091 --> 00:34:01,091 - Hi. 673 00:34:02,139 --> 00:34:03,086 - My name's Lulu. 674 00:34:03,086 --> 00:34:04,827 - Yeah, from the truck stop, right? 675 00:34:04,827 --> 00:34:05,660 - Yeah. 676 00:34:06,808 --> 00:34:08,287 - Yeah. 677 00:34:08,287 --> 00:34:10,199 - I remember, yeah. 678 00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:11,472 - What's your name? 679 00:34:11,472 --> 00:34:12,972 - My name's Wayne. 680 00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:16,771 My buddies call me Wayn-o. 681 00:34:16,771 --> 00:34:18,263 - Wayn-o. 682 00:34:18,263 --> 00:34:19,438 - Yeah. 683 00:34:19,438 --> 00:34:21,042 - Oh, it's different. 684 00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:23,883 - Yeah, well, you know it's a surfy thing. 685 00:34:23,883 --> 00:34:25,415 - Cool. 686 00:34:25,415 --> 00:34:26,519 Do you surf? 687 00:34:26,519 --> 00:34:27,352 - Yeah. 688 00:34:27,352 --> 00:34:28,185 - Wow. 689 00:34:28,185 --> 00:34:29,018 - Yeah. 690 00:34:29,018 --> 00:34:30,715 - Oh, you know, you're great back at the truckstop. 691 00:34:30,715 --> 00:34:31,729 - Ayy-- 692 00:34:31,729 --> 00:34:32,835 - You probably saved my life. 693 00:34:32,835 --> 00:34:33,959 - No problem. 694 00:34:33,959 --> 00:34:36,376 - I just wanted to thank you. 695 00:34:37,838 --> 00:34:39,838 - So, how are you doing? 696 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,013 Radical hair. 697 00:34:44,013 --> 00:34:45,979 I got a surf board, same color. 698 00:34:45,979 --> 00:34:47,724 - Fuck off. 699 00:34:47,724 --> 00:34:48,557 - Okay. 700 00:34:50,388 --> 00:34:51,997 - Hey look, I gotta go. 701 00:34:51,997 --> 00:34:52,830 - Yeah. 702 00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:58,177 - Hey Romeo, let's jam, man. 703 00:34:59,384 --> 00:35:00,295 - Bye. 704 00:35:00,295 --> 00:35:01,128 - Bye. 705 00:35:04,679 --> 00:35:05,512 Bye. 706 00:35:10,469 --> 00:35:12,519 - Hey man, you got a serious attitude problem, man, 707 00:35:12,519 --> 00:35:14,241 you should work on that. 708 00:35:14,241 --> 00:35:18,037 The Bogwon says positive breeds positive, man. 709 00:35:18,037 --> 00:35:18,955 Live it. 710 00:35:18,955 --> 00:35:20,188 - Dude, you got a girlfriend. 711 00:35:20,188 --> 00:35:21,926 - Cowabunga! 712 00:35:21,926 --> 00:35:22,926 - Cowabunga. 713 00:35:26,768 --> 00:35:27,601 - Come on! 714 00:35:34,162 --> 00:35:36,579 - Oh, I hope I see him again. 715 00:35:45,748 --> 00:35:46,659 - Uh oh. 716 00:35:46,659 --> 00:35:48,450 You ladies got trouble. 717 00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:50,611 - Trouble, what kind of trouble? 718 00:35:50,611 --> 00:35:52,584 - Carburetor trouble. 719 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,691 I can fix it for you. 720 00:35:54,691 --> 00:35:56,786 But, it's gonna cost you a c note. 721 00:35:56,786 --> 00:35:58,038 - A hundred dollars? 722 00:35:58,038 --> 00:35:59,106 - Oh no. 723 00:35:59,106 --> 00:36:00,298 - Get out of here. 724 00:36:00,298 --> 00:36:01,172 I just rebuilt that carburetor. 725 00:36:01,172 --> 00:36:02,819 - I wouldn't chance it out there on that highway 726 00:36:02,819 --> 00:36:03,902 if I was you. 727 00:36:04,759 --> 00:36:07,676 - Let me take a look at this thing. 728 00:36:29,794 --> 00:36:31,993 - Hey, Peaches, you sure you know what you're doing? 729 00:36:31,993 --> 00:36:33,069 - What a mess. 730 00:36:33,069 --> 00:36:34,952 Oh yeah, listen, my old man was a mechanic. 731 00:36:34,952 --> 00:36:37,163 I know about cars. 732 00:36:37,163 --> 00:36:41,118 - Let's see what kind of goodies we've got here. 733 00:36:41,118 --> 00:36:42,467 - There's nothing wrong with this carburetor, 734 00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:46,184 that guy's just trying to rip us off. 735 00:36:46,184 --> 00:36:49,102 - Oh my God, a gun. 736 00:36:49,102 --> 00:36:51,660 - Hey, you know mister, there's nothing wrong 737 00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:53,546 with that carburetor. 738 00:36:53,546 --> 00:36:55,574 Hey, what the hell are you doing? 739 00:36:55,574 --> 00:36:57,083 - I ain't done nothin'. 740 00:36:57,083 --> 00:36:59,368 - Give me back my dough, you lousy thief. 741 00:36:59,368 --> 00:37:01,089 - I don't know what you're talking about, lady. 742 00:37:01,089 --> 00:37:03,358 - Quit screwin' around, I said give me back my dough. 743 00:37:03,358 --> 00:37:06,762 - Here, take your money and clear out of here. 744 00:37:06,762 --> 00:37:08,718 - You tried to rip us off, didn't you, huh? 745 00:37:08,718 --> 00:37:10,507 Try and sell us a lousy rebuild, huh. 746 00:37:10,507 --> 00:37:13,017 How many suckers you ripped off with that lousy line, 747 00:37:13,017 --> 00:37:14,301 you crummy creep? 748 00:37:14,301 --> 00:37:16,020 - Yeah, you crummy creep, trying to take advantage 749 00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:17,164 of three helpless girls. 750 00:37:17,164 --> 00:37:18,540 - Yeah. 751 00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:20,211 - I know who you are. 752 00:37:20,211 --> 00:37:23,685 - You're them killer bimbos the police are lookin' for. 753 00:37:23,685 --> 00:37:24,602 Help! Help! 754 00:37:25,623 --> 00:37:27,241 - Ladies, put him over there. 755 00:37:27,241 --> 00:37:28,519 I got a plan. 756 00:37:28,519 --> 00:37:30,419 - Please, you can have my money. 757 00:37:30,419 --> 00:37:32,021 Just don't kill me. 758 00:37:32,021 --> 00:37:33,160 - Shut up, you. 759 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,590 - I won't tell. 760 00:37:34,590 --> 00:37:35,855 I swear, I won't tell. 761 00:37:35,855 --> 00:37:37,864 - What are we gonna do? 762 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:38,972 - Give me his hands. 763 00:37:38,972 --> 00:37:41,139 - Oh, oh, no please don't. 764 00:37:44,198 --> 00:37:45,281 Not my hands. 765 00:37:47,115 --> 00:37:48,698 No, please, please. 766 00:37:49,806 --> 00:37:51,723 - Take him to the wall. 767 00:37:57,174 --> 00:37:59,090 Okay, that ought a do it. 768 00:37:59,090 --> 00:38:01,196 We're out of here. 769 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:02,939 Oh, market, market. 770 00:38:02,939 --> 00:38:03,937 - Let's get food. 771 00:38:03,937 --> 00:38:05,628 - I'm gonna get you for this. 772 00:38:05,628 --> 00:38:07,134 Damn you, bimbos. 773 00:38:10,516 --> 00:38:12,440 - Did you see the look on his face, 774 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,442 when you pulled out that super glue? 775 00:38:14,442 --> 00:38:16,271 - I know, it looked like he thought we were gonna glue 776 00:38:16,271 --> 00:38:19,381 his hands to his you know what. 777 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:22,401 Oh, come on Lulu, what's the matter? 778 00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:26,237 Come on, Lulu, what's bugging you, tell. 779 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,773 - Ah sugar, are you scared 780 00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:29,213 on account of all the trouble we're in? 781 00:38:29,213 --> 00:38:30,046 - No. 782 00:38:31,231 --> 00:38:32,310 - Oh come on Lulu, what is it then? 783 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,643 Don't be a drag. 784 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:37,130 - I'm just, I'm ugly. 785 00:38:38,262 --> 00:38:39,725 - What? 786 00:38:39,725 --> 00:38:42,248 - Ah honey, you're not ugly. 787 00:38:42,248 --> 00:38:44,116 You're cute as a button. 788 00:38:44,116 --> 00:38:46,232 - Oh come on Lulu, look at yourself. 789 00:38:46,232 --> 00:38:47,826 I mean, you're great. 790 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:50,466 Look, you got a great face, you got a great figure, 791 00:38:50,466 --> 00:38:54,348 you got brains, personality, you got everything. 792 00:38:54,348 --> 00:38:56,035 You know what your problem is? 793 00:38:56,035 --> 00:38:57,211 - What? 794 00:38:57,211 --> 00:38:59,327 - Packaging, you just haven't figured out 795 00:38:59,327 --> 00:39:01,504 how to put it all together yet. 796 00:39:01,504 --> 00:39:02,924 You don't know how to gift wrap yourself 797 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:04,890 to catch a guy's eye. 798 00:39:04,890 --> 00:39:08,133 You're just too, you're too natural. 799 00:39:08,133 --> 00:39:10,926 You know what, guys love girls with a lot of makeup 800 00:39:10,926 --> 00:39:13,120 and a lot of hairspray and perfume. 801 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,760 Listen, you can save the natural look for when he wakes up 802 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:16,718 in your bed the next morning. 803 00:39:16,718 --> 00:39:17,687 - Oh yeah, absolutely. 804 00:39:17,687 --> 00:39:21,608 By then it's too late, you got him on the hook. 805 00:39:21,608 --> 00:39:23,828 - Well, will you guys help me? 806 00:39:23,828 --> 00:39:26,411 - Of course we'll show you how. 807 00:39:30,652 --> 00:39:34,086 Oh look, this is the perfect spot for a makeover. 808 00:39:34,086 --> 00:39:35,743 When we get through with you, girl, 809 00:39:35,743 --> 00:39:37,256 you'll never recognize yourself. 810 00:39:37,256 --> 00:39:38,618 - Oh gosh. 811 00:39:38,618 --> 00:39:40,368 This is gonna be fun. 812 00:39:59,578 --> 00:40:00,634 ♫ Been watching you 813 00:40:00,634 --> 00:40:02,727 ♫ The way you move 814 00:40:02,727 --> 00:40:05,098 ♫ Your body drives me 815 00:40:11,010 --> 00:40:14,093 ♫ Monsieur, oh la la 816 00:40:15,426 --> 00:40:18,531 ♫ You look really good out there 817 00:40:18,531 --> 00:40:22,552 ♫ Voulez vous dance avec moi 818 00:40:22,552 --> 00:40:25,469 ♫ I got off it with the laundry on 819 00:40:25,469 --> 00:40:29,924 ♫ Parlez vous, and made it come 820 00:40:29,924 --> 00:40:34,211 ♫ I felt like I was sitting on top of the world 821 00:40:34,211 --> 00:40:38,284 ♫ Oh baby, oh baby, oh oh oh baby 822 00:40:38,284 --> 00:40:42,238 ♫ I thought she was my destiny 823 00:40:42,238 --> 00:40:46,141 ♫ And, now I need someone to please 824 00:40:46,141 --> 00:40:48,798 ♫ I'm lookin' for the special guy 825 00:40:48,798 --> 00:40:50,982 ♫ Who will hold me at night 826 00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:52,666 ♫ And light up my life 827 00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:55,497 ♫ 'Cause I, I've been watching you 828 00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:57,619 ♫ The way you move 829 00:40:57,619 --> 00:41:00,896 ♫ Your body drives me crazy 830 00:41:00,896 --> 00:41:03,447 ♫ I've been watching you 831 00:41:03,447 --> 00:41:05,388 ♫ The way you move 832 00:41:05,388 --> 00:41:08,660 ♫ Your body drives me crazy 833 00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:10,410 ♫ Oh 834 00:41:11,370 --> 00:41:14,287 ♫ I want your body 835 00:41:16,593 --> 00:41:19,069 ♫ Oh boy 836 00:41:19,069 --> 00:41:21,986 ♫ I want your body 837 00:41:24,596 --> 00:41:25,826 ♫ Yeah 838 00:41:25,826 --> 00:41:28,866 ♫ I don't usually fall in love 839 00:41:28,866 --> 00:41:32,784 ♫ Could he be an angel from above 840 00:41:32,784 --> 00:41:35,999 ♫ I'm ready, boy, to be your girl 841 00:41:35,999 --> 00:41:40,514 ♫ So come on baby, and rock my world 842 00:41:40,514 --> 00:41:44,501 ♫ I want you here with me 843 00:41:44,501 --> 00:41:48,204 ♫ And, you're the one I long to be 844 00:41:48,204 --> 00:41:51,710 ♫ Take me to ecstasy 845 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:54,238 ♫ Fly me to life 846 00:41:54,238 --> 00:41:56,248 ♫ Lead me back to life 847 00:41:56,248 --> 00:41:58,355 ♫ I've been watching you 848 00:41:58,355 --> 00:42:00,355 ♫ The way you move 849 00:42:00,355 --> 00:42:03,733 ♫ Your body drives me crazy 850 00:42:03,733 --> 00:42:06,155 ♫ I've been watching you 851 00:42:06,155 --> 00:42:08,153 ♫ The way you move 852 00:42:08,153 --> 00:42:11,340 ♫ Your body drives me crazy 853 00:42:11,340 --> 00:42:13,881 ♫ I've been watching you 854 00:42:13,881 --> 00:42:15,905 ♫ The way you move 855 00:42:15,905 --> 00:42:19,099 ♫ Your body drives me crazy 856 00:42:19,099 --> 00:42:21,743 ♫ I've been watching you 857 00:42:21,743 --> 00:42:23,815 ♫ The way you move 858 00:42:23,815 --> 00:42:27,982 ♫ Your body drives me crazy ♫ 859 00:42:29,394 --> 00:42:31,687 - What do we all think about that? 860 00:42:31,687 --> 00:42:34,418 - Do you believe that our actions create ripples 861 00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:37,634 in space and time, so that everything we do comes 862 00:42:37,634 --> 00:42:40,769 eventually rippling back to haunt us? 863 00:42:40,769 --> 00:42:42,040 - What do you mean? 864 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,526 Like, karma or something? 865 00:42:43,526 --> 00:42:45,866 - Right, what goes around comes around. 866 00:42:45,866 --> 00:42:47,322 - Oh come on Darlene, 867 00:42:47,322 --> 00:42:49,934 don't start with all that metaphysical mumbo jumbo. 868 00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:53,047 - Oh no, if there is such a thing as karma, 869 00:42:53,047 --> 00:42:55,630 we're in big trouble, you guys. 870 00:43:08,090 --> 00:43:10,934 - Okay you guys, just in case there actually is 871 00:43:10,934 --> 00:43:12,767 anything to this metaphysical routine, 872 00:43:12,767 --> 00:43:15,064 I'm gonna pick us up a little bit of quick karma. 873 00:43:15,064 --> 00:43:16,491 - Cool. 874 00:43:16,491 --> 00:43:19,408 - Hi, what seems to be the problem? 875 00:43:20,251 --> 00:43:21,582 - It was running fine, 876 00:43:21,582 --> 00:43:24,116 and then it just cocked out. 877 00:43:24,116 --> 00:43:25,285 Right, Paul? 878 00:43:25,285 --> 00:43:27,117 - Well, it sounds like your carburetor's flooded. 879 00:43:27,117 --> 00:43:29,709 - The nice young man at Hound station, back there, 880 00:43:29,709 --> 00:43:30,876 just fixed it. 881 00:43:34,429 --> 00:43:35,528 - Hello operator. 882 00:43:35,528 --> 00:43:37,185 Give me the police. 883 00:43:37,185 --> 00:43:40,768 This is Rick, Rick down at the gas station. 884 00:43:41,637 --> 00:43:42,859 Yeah. 885 00:43:42,859 --> 00:43:44,226 - Can you fix it, young lady? 886 00:43:44,226 --> 00:43:45,633 - Oh yeah, no problem. 887 00:43:45,633 --> 00:43:47,121 Nail polish remover. 888 00:43:47,121 --> 00:43:47,954 - What? 889 00:43:48,787 --> 00:43:49,620 - Nail polish remover. 890 00:43:49,620 --> 00:43:50,797 - That's what I thought you said, 891 00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:51,841 nail polish remover. 892 00:43:51,841 --> 00:43:53,147 - Q-tip. 893 00:43:53,147 --> 00:43:55,016 - Q-tip. 894 00:43:55,016 --> 00:43:56,279 - Finger nail file. 895 00:43:56,279 --> 00:43:59,438 - Finger nail file. 896 00:43:59,438 --> 00:44:00,271 - Oh wow. 897 00:44:06,613 --> 00:44:09,415 - I'll be, where on earth did you learn to do that? 898 00:44:09,415 --> 00:44:11,245 - I was the majorette in high school, 899 00:44:11,245 --> 00:44:14,584 tri-county twirling captain of Penokee, Kansas. 900 00:44:14,584 --> 00:44:16,512 - Okay, Pops, when I give you the signal, 901 00:44:16,512 --> 00:44:18,252 start her up. 902 00:44:18,252 --> 00:44:19,743 Hairspray. 903 00:44:19,743 --> 00:44:20,743 - Hairspray. 904 00:44:21,734 --> 00:44:22,617 - Whoa! 905 00:44:22,617 --> 00:44:25,896 - Don't freak, I'm just gonna prime the engine a little. 906 00:44:25,896 --> 00:44:27,979 Okay Pops, rock and roll. 907 00:44:38,857 --> 00:44:40,152 - Authorities are warning motorists, 908 00:44:40,152 --> 00:44:41,727 to be on the look out for three beautiful women 909 00:44:41,727 --> 00:44:42,726 in a Plymouth Fury. 910 00:44:42,726 --> 00:44:44,158 The so-called, Killer Bimbos, who have been loose 911 00:44:44,158 --> 00:44:46,038 on a rampage of mayhem and murder 912 00:44:46,038 --> 00:44:47,579 since evading police in Los Angeles 913 00:44:47,579 --> 00:44:49,010 late yesterday evening. 914 00:44:49,010 --> 00:44:51,623 - Uh, so uh, just keep the pedal off the metal, 915 00:44:51,623 --> 00:44:54,537 'til she's good and warmed up, okay Pops. 916 00:44:54,537 --> 00:44:55,870 Have a nice day. 917 00:45:08,169 --> 00:45:10,314 - Alright, out of the car. 918 00:45:10,314 --> 00:45:11,410 - Okay, you're under arrest. 919 00:45:11,410 --> 00:45:12,487 - I say that, Walter. 920 00:45:12,487 --> 00:45:14,239 - Oh sorry, Sheriff. 921 00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,906 - Alright ladies, nice and easy. 922 00:45:18,068 --> 00:45:19,247 - Yeah, yeah. 923 00:45:19,247 --> 00:45:20,080 - Come on. 924 00:45:21,379 --> 00:45:23,462 - Okay, officers, listen, 925 00:45:24,487 --> 00:45:27,703 what would it take for you to let this whole thing slide. 926 00:45:27,703 --> 00:45:29,628 - You put your hands on the car and spread 'em. 927 00:45:29,628 --> 00:45:30,461 - Ooo! 928 00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:38,176 - Well, what are you waiting for. 929 00:45:38,176 --> 00:45:41,246 Aren't you gonna read us our rights? 930 00:45:41,246 --> 00:45:43,380 - What do you think, Walter? 931 00:45:43,380 --> 00:45:45,034 We ought a frisk our prisoners, don't you think? 932 00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:47,147 - Yes, sir. 933 00:45:47,147 --> 00:45:48,940 - No telling what they got 934 00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:49,864 under those fancy dresses. 935 00:45:49,864 --> 00:45:51,856 - Oh boy, yes sir. 936 00:45:51,856 --> 00:45:54,439 - What do you mean on you, you! 937 00:45:56,245 --> 00:45:57,078 - Oh jeez. 938 00:46:23,711 --> 00:46:24,714 - You didn't have to hit him. 939 00:46:24,714 --> 00:46:27,442 Assaulting a police man leads to electrocute for sure. 940 00:46:27,442 --> 00:46:28,775 - Shut up, Lulu. 941 00:46:29,706 --> 00:46:32,048 - Hello, this is ah-ah-ah-- 942 00:46:32,048 --> 00:46:33,869 - Walter, let me have that. 943 00:46:33,869 --> 00:46:37,678 This is car 19er, in hot pursuit of the Killer Bimbos. 944 00:46:37,678 --> 00:46:38,925 Put it away, Walter. 945 00:46:38,925 --> 00:46:40,175 - Aye, Sheriff. 946 00:46:50,116 --> 00:46:52,983 - Give me a break Lulu, I'm going full throttle. 947 00:46:55,237 --> 00:46:56,989 - Here they come, Peaches! 948 00:46:56,989 --> 00:46:58,822 - Oh my God! 949 00:47:06,164 --> 00:47:09,454 - Alright, you bimbos, pull over. 950 00:47:09,454 --> 00:47:11,787 - Try and make me pull over! 951 00:47:22,327 --> 00:47:26,494 Jesus Christ, what does that sheriff have under that hood? 952 00:47:50,460 --> 00:47:51,293 - Yo, man. 953 00:47:51,293 --> 00:47:52,257 Check it out, man. 954 00:47:52,257 --> 00:47:53,595 - Whoa! 955 00:47:53,595 --> 00:47:57,762 - Dude, it's those chicks, and they're in trouble. 956 00:48:11,617 --> 00:48:13,428 - Oh, fuckin' fuck. 957 00:48:13,428 --> 00:48:14,261 - Look. 958 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,497 - No, no way man. 959 00:48:23,795 --> 00:48:25,050 - Dude! 960 00:48:25,050 --> 00:48:26,800 You'd be swerve dude. 961 00:48:30,281 --> 00:48:32,761 - You can't define me man, you can't define me man. 962 00:48:32,761 --> 00:48:35,594 - Double o seven on the cop block. 963 00:48:42,411 --> 00:48:45,828 - Take the old Mill Road and cut 'em off. 964 00:48:50,141 --> 00:48:52,002 - Jesus guys, I can't believe those surf bums 965 00:48:52,002 --> 00:48:53,384 helped us out. 966 00:48:53,384 --> 00:48:55,466 - I told you that Wayne is the coolest. 967 00:48:55,466 --> 00:48:59,253 - Oh, you all need to have your heads examined. 968 00:48:59,253 --> 00:49:01,413 - No, he's so cute. 969 00:49:01,413 --> 00:49:02,953 - Lulu, give me a break. 970 00:49:02,953 --> 00:49:04,786 - You know somethin'-- 971 00:49:07,689 --> 00:49:10,856 Oh my God, the cops are onto us again. 972 00:49:17,019 --> 00:49:19,936 - Hey, what the hell are you doing? 973 00:49:21,549 --> 00:49:24,132 Hey, that's my French lingerie. 974 00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:26,586 - What the? 975 00:49:26,586 --> 00:49:28,156 - I can't see anything, Sheriff. 976 00:49:28,156 --> 00:49:29,629 - They're tryin' to kill us, Walter. 977 00:49:29,629 --> 00:49:31,181 - Cut it out! 978 00:49:31,181 --> 00:49:32,458 - Here, let me help you. 979 00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:33,291 - Walter! 980 00:49:35,196 --> 00:49:37,613 Get your head out the window. 981 00:50:14,397 --> 00:50:15,279 - Walter. 982 00:50:15,279 --> 00:50:16,667 - What Sheriff? 983 00:50:16,667 --> 00:50:18,584 - Get off me. 984 00:50:28,228 --> 00:50:29,732 - Would you give me that thing, Darlene. 985 00:50:29,732 --> 00:50:32,355 We must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. 986 00:50:32,355 --> 00:50:33,796 - Oh, we're not lost, are we you guys. 987 00:50:33,796 --> 00:50:35,682 I mean, we're not gonna die in the middle of the desert, 988 00:50:35,682 --> 00:50:36,585 are we? 989 00:50:36,585 --> 00:50:37,621 - No, no, no, no. 990 00:50:37,621 --> 00:50:38,704 Looky here. 991 00:50:38,704 --> 00:50:40,214 Now, you see this mark, right here. 992 00:50:40,214 --> 00:50:41,381 That's the Mexican border. 993 00:50:41,381 --> 00:50:43,597 And, it's ten miles that way. 994 00:50:43,597 --> 00:50:46,568 - Are you sure? 995 00:50:46,568 --> 00:50:50,735 - When it comes to maps, I know what I'm talking about. 996 00:51:00,887 --> 00:51:02,806 - This is Gimmick's Radio 997 00:51:02,806 --> 00:51:04,608 from beautiful downtown Jalapeño. 998 00:51:04,608 --> 00:51:06,440 We welcome to Mexico, gente. 999 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,242 - Talk to him Peaches, tell him to let us in, okay. 1000 00:51:08,242 --> 00:51:10,180 - Yeah, I used to know a little bit of Spanish. 1001 00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:12,263 Hi, buenos díos muchacho. 1002 00:51:19,822 --> 00:51:22,527 Oh God, he's not exactly being sociable is he? 1003 00:51:22,527 --> 00:51:23,834 - Flirt with him, sugar. 1004 00:51:23,834 --> 00:51:26,134 That'll get you what you're looking for. 1005 00:51:26,134 --> 00:51:29,790 - Why's he looking at us like that? 1006 00:51:29,790 --> 00:51:32,851 - Umm, everything's cool, right officer? 1007 00:51:32,851 --> 00:51:36,184 Um, 1008 00:51:38,449 --> 00:51:39,282 Oh no. 1009 00:51:40,329 --> 00:51:41,162 Oh! 1010 00:51:45,219 --> 00:51:47,052 Muchas gracias, señor. 1011 00:51:47,957 --> 00:51:49,290 Have a nice day. 1012 00:51:59,167 --> 00:52:00,303 - Oh, we're finally here. 1013 00:52:00,303 --> 00:52:03,701 - Welcome to Jalapeño, Mexico. 1014 00:52:03,701 --> 00:52:05,227 - You're right. 1015 00:52:05,227 --> 00:52:07,618 - Oh, the men look right. 1016 00:52:07,618 --> 00:52:09,012 Check out those guys. 1017 00:52:09,012 --> 00:52:11,550 - Girls, we are not here to check 1018 00:52:11,550 --> 00:52:14,155 out the local scenery, we are here to hide out. 1019 00:52:14,155 --> 00:52:15,572 - Oh yeah. 1020 00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:33,313 - Oh my God. 1021 00:52:33,313 --> 00:52:34,313 What a dive. 1022 00:52:35,259 --> 00:52:37,395 This isn't exactly what I was expecting. 1023 00:52:37,395 --> 00:52:39,360 - Exactly where did you hear about this place, again? 1024 00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,397 - Oh, a couple of tough guys I used to hang out with 1025 00:52:41,397 --> 00:52:42,675 in Brooklyn, used to come here 1026 00:52:42,675 --> 00:52:43,983 when they were hiding from the cops. 1027 00:52:43,983 --> 00:52:45,708 It's the kind of place where they don't ask any questions 1028 00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:47,182 and they keep their mouths shut. 1029 00:52:47,182 --> 00:52:48,068 - Uh huh, yeah. 1030 00:52:48,068 --> 00:52:49,020 A no-tel motel. 1031 00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:50,141 - Oh look, I feel bad. 1032 00:52:50,141 --> 00:52:51,074 It's a dump. 1033 00:52:51,074 --> 00:52:52,700 Maybe we should go see what else is cut right, 1034 00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:54,017 Tijuana has to offer. 1035 00:52:54,017 --> 00:52:54,850 - No, come on, Peaches, 1036 00:52:54,850 --> 00:52:56,056 I mean we've been driving around forever. 1037 00:52:56,056 --> 00:52:57,735 And, there's no place else for miles around. 1038 00:52:57,735 --> 00:52:59,190 I mean, this place looks good enough to me. 1039 00:52:59,190 --> 00:53:00,277 Don't you think so, Darlene? 1040 00:53:00,277 --> 00:53:02,539 - Oh hey, I stayed in a lot worse, that's for sure. 1041 00:53:02,539 --> 00:53:04,336 - Yeah, and they even have a swimming pool and everything. 1042 00:53:04,336 --> 00:53:05,447 Come on, Peaches. 1043 00:53:05,447 --> 00:53:06,280 Please. 1044 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,863 - Man oh man, what a couple of cheap dates. 1045 00:53:37,830 --> 00:53:39,815 - Buenos días, señoritas. 1046 00:53:39,815 --> 00:53:42,414 Hernandez at your service. 1047 00:53:42,414 --> 00:53:43,778 - How you doin'? 1048 00:53:43,778 --> 00:53:48,380 Um, we would like a room with a private bath, please. 1049 00:53:48,380 --> 00:53:50,047 - A room and a bath. 1050 00:53:52,010 --> 00:53:56,353 - No, no, no, we don't want to take a bath. 1051 00:53:56,353 --> 00:54:00,020 We would like el el roomo with el bathroomo. 1052 00:54:02,429 --> 00:54:03,262 Comprende? 1053 00:54:04,631 --> 00:54:07,798 - You know, sugar, a room with a john. 1054 00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:11,243 - Oh, sí. 1055 00:54:11,243 --> 00:54:13,339 - Sí, sí, a juan. 1056 00:54:13,339 --> 00:54:15,672 Juan room and juan bathroom. 1057 00:54:17,622 --> 00:54:20,757 - Sí, sí, sí the finest rooms in all of Mexico. 1058 00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:21,893 - Oh, great. 1059 00:54:21,893 --> 00:54:23,983 I think we're getting somewhere. 1060 00:54:23,983 --> 00:54:24,956 - What about food, I'm starving. 1061 00:54:24,956 --> 00:54:26,274 - Oh yeah, room service. 1062 00:54:26,274 --> 00:54:28,581 Oh yeah, you have room service don't you? 1063 00:54:28,581 --> 00:54:31,164 - Room service, juan, sí no sí. 1064 00:54:32,169 --> 00:54:34,669 - Yeah, we juant room service. 1065 00:54:41,728 --> 00:54:43,267 - 6 o'clock, sí. 1066 00:54:43,267 --> 00:54:44,364 - Yeah. 1067 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:48,781 - That's great, God I don't know about you guys, 1068 00:54:48,781 --> 00:54:51,332 but I would really love some eggs over easy, 1069 00:54:51,332 --> 00:54:53,166 some hash browns with some ketchup on the side. 1070 00:54:53,166 --> 00:54:54,497 - Yeah, me too. 1071 00:54:54,497 --> 00:54:58,174 - Oh God, I know the word for this. 1072 00:54:58,174 --> 00:55:00,212 It's right on the tip of-- 1073 00:55:00,212 --> 00:55:01,629 Oh! Huevos! Yeah! 1074 00:55:10,466 --> 00:55:11,299 - Great! 1075 00:55:12,422 --> 00:55:14,902 - Peaches, I think you just said something bad 1076 00:55:14,902 --> 00:55:16,235 about his balls. 1077 00:55:20,906 --> 00:55:22,772 - I'm so embarrassed. 1078 00:55:22,772 --> 00:55:25,109 - Señoritas, por favor. 1079 00:55:25,109 --> 00:55:26,206 You wait here. 1080 00:55:26,206 --> 00:55:27,421 I fix the room for you, sí. 1081 00:55:27,421 --> 00:55:30,857 - Great, whatever, just pronto, alright. 1082 00:55:30,857 --> 00:55:32,872 I gotta go sit down, this is wearing me out. 1083 00:55:32,872 --> 00:55:33,705 - Yeah. 1084 00:55:39,985 --> 00:55:40,985 - Hernandez! 1085 00:55:47,986 --> 00:55:49,569 - It's tubular, no. 1086 00:55:50,873 --> 00:55:52,538 - It's looking tits for now, 1087 00:55:52,538 --> 00:55:54,792 but we won't know 'til tomorrow, dude. 1088 00:55:54,792 --> 00:55:57,721 - Jalapeño has the finest surfing in all the world. 1089 00:55:57,721 --> 00:55:59,685 - We know, we were here last year, man. 1090 00:55:59,685 --> 00:56:01,693 It's a party, remember. 1091 00:56:01,693 --> 00:56:04,993 - Hernandez has the finest margaritas in all the world. 1092 00:56:04,993 --> 00:56:06,815 - Oh, we know man! 1093 00:56:06,815 --> 00:56:08,487 And, it's the cheapest stuff in town. 1094 00:56:08,487 --> 00:56:09,987 - We love it, hey! 1095 00:56:11,934 --> 00:56:14,934 - Hey, come over later, we'll pluff. 1096 00:56:20,331 --> 00:56:21,936 - It's the wanted ones. 1097 00:56:21,936 --> 00:56:23,019 - Hi, fellas. 1098 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,723 - What's happening? 1099 00:56:27,723 --> 00:56:28,999 - I can't believe you're here. 1100 00:56:28,999 --> 00:56:30,927 I mean, we're here, you're here. 1101 00:56:30,927 --> 00:56:31,760 Everybody's here, what are you doin' here? 1102 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,182 I mean, I'm glad to see you. 1103 00:56:33,182 --> 00:56:34,794 I'm really glad to see you. 1104 00:56:34,794 --> 00:56:36,303 - Me too. 1105 00:56:36,303 --> 00:56:37,500 - And, you look way different. 1106 00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:38,333 I hardly even recognized you. 1107 00:56:38,333 --> 00:56:39,397 - You like my new look? 1108 00:56:39,397 --> 00:56:40,644 Peaches helped me. 1109 00:56:40,644 --> 00:56:42,398 - I think you look like shit. 1110 00:56:42,398 --> 00:56:43,462 - Oh. 1111 00:56:43,462 --> 00:56:46,652 - A good lookin' babe like you don't need no makeup. 1112 00:56:46,652 --> 00:56:47,616 - Really? 1113 00:56:47,616 --> 00:56:48,449 - Really. 1114 00:56:57,508 --> 00:56:58,341 What are you doin' later? 1115 00:56:58,341 --> 00:56:59,174 You busy? 1116 00:56:59,174 --> 00:57:00,007 - No, no. 1117 00:57:00,007 --> 00:57:01,211 - Should we get together? 1118 00:57:01,211 --> 00:57:02,318 - Sure. 1119 00:57:02,318 --> 00:57:04,194 - Okay, I'll come by your room later. 1120 00:57:04,194 --> 00:57:05,027 - Yeah. 1121 00:57:06,269 --> 00:57:07,622 - Alright. 1122 00:57:07,622 --> 00:57:09,882 - Wow, you look nice. 1123 00:57:09,882 --> 00:57:11,081 - Thanks. 1124 00:57:11,081 --> 00:57:12,095 - Yeah, she's beautiful. 1125 00:57:12,095 --> 00:57:13,426 Let's go. 1126 00:57:13,426 --> 00:57:15,124 - Alright, let's go. 1127 00:57:15,124 --> 00:57:15,957 - Bye. 1128 00:57:17,398 --> 00:57:20,089 - Wow, those guys are kind of sweet. 1129 00:57:20,089 --> 00:57:21,459 - They are so cute. 1130 00:57:21,459 --> 00:57:24,324 - Maybe they're not such bad boys after all. 1131 00:57:24,324 --> 00:57:25,889 - Hey, let's go check out the pool. 1132 00:57:25,889 --> 00:57:26,868 - Yeah! 1133 00:57:26,868 --> 00:57:28,449 - That sounds like a plan. 1134 00:57:28,449 --> 00:57:31,607 - Margaritas all the way around. 1135 00:57:37,511 --> 00:57:39,424 - Gee, this is romantic, huh? 1136 00:57:39,424 --> 00:57:41,398 - I know, this isn't half bad. 1137 00:57:53,527 --> 00:57:56,637 - Hernandez, two more Greyhounds! 1138 00:57:57,915 --> 00:57:59,665 - Oh, holy guacamole! 1139 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,797 - What are y'all doin'? 1140 00:58:07,732 --> 00:58:10,915 - Yo, amigo, Hernandez. 1141 00:58:10,915 --> 00:58:13,650 - Oh sí sí, Señor Vinnie, Hernandez at your service. 1142 00:58:13,650 --> 00:58:17,206 - Would somebody please tell me what's going on here? 1143 00:58:17,206 --> 00:58:18,039 - Shh. 1144 00:58:19,825 --> 00:58:22,012 - Is that the only song you guys know, 1145 00:58:22,012 --> 00:58:24,682 you are drivin' me fuckin' nuts. 1146 00:58:24,682 --> 00:58:27,682 Here, there you go, get out of here. 1147 00:58:29,786 --> 00:58:32,286 Siesta! Siesta! See you later. 1148 00:58:37,884 --> 00:58:39,265 - Your Greyhounds are ready. 1149 00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:41,917 - Oh yeah yeah, good boy good boy. 1150 00:58:41,917 --> 00:58:45,450 - Gracias Señor Vinnie, so humble sir. 1151 00:58:45,450 --> 00:58:47,700 - Yeah right, get out here. 1152 00:58:51,648 --> 00:58:53,129 - Oh man, oh man this is our chance 1153 00:58:53,129 --> 00:58:56,435 to get this whole mess straightened out. 1154 00:58:56,435 --> 00:58:57,973 - Thanks babe, 1155 00:58:57,973 --> 00:59:01,043 baby when are we gonna blow this joint? 1156 00:59:01,043 --> 00:59:03,046 When you said Mexico, 1157 00:59:03,046 --> 00:59:06,497 I thought you meant Acapulco or something. 1158 00:59:06,497 --> 00:59:08,493 Is this the whole enchilada? 1159 00:59:08,493 --> 00:59:11,131 - Oh Poodles, doll face, I told you, 1160 00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:14,161 as soon as Dirty Louie calls me and tells me it's cool, 1161 00:59:14,161 --> 00:59:16,163 we are out of here baby. 1162 00:59:16,163 --> 00:59:17,920 I mean, first class all the way. 1163 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:18,920 - I'm bored. 1164 00:59:21,253 --> 00:59:24,182 - Oh yeah, well Big Vinnie has something that will 1165 00:59:24,182 --> 00:59:25,544 entertain you. 1166 00:59:25,544 --> 00:59:27,125 - Yeah, what's that? 1167 00:59:32,735 --> 00:59:33,898 - Come on, come on. 1168 00:59:33,898 --> 00:59:36,046 Let's go upstairs. 1169 00:59:36,046 --> 00:59:37,879 - You're such a beast. 1170 00:59:38,819 --> 00:59:43,175 - Yeah, well they don't call me Big Vinnie for nothing. 1171 00:59:43,175 --> 00:59:46,098 - See, the problem is, is that if he sees Lulu or I, 1172 00:59:46,098 --> 00:59:48,081 then that's it, the show's over. 1173 00:59:48,081 --> 00:59:49,862 That's why it's gotta be you, Darlene. 1174 00:59:49,862 --> 00:59:50,984 - Me! 1175 00:59:50,984 --> 00:59:52,345 Why do you figure that one. 1176 00:59:52,345 --> 00:59:56,288 - Well, Lulu, are you paying attention to any of this? 1177 00:59:56,288 --> 00:59:57,304 - Huh? 1178 00:59:57,304 --> 00:59:59,046 - Jesus you guys, you know this 1179 00:59:59,046 --> 01:00:01,616 is very serious business here. 1180 01:00:01,616 --> 01:00:03,876 - You know what he said to me? 1181 01:00:03,876 --> 01:00:04,709 - Who? 1182 01:00:04,709 --> 01:00:05,918 - Wayne-o. 1183 01:00:05,918 --> 01:00:08,800 He said, "A good looking babe like me," 1184 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:12,308 "Doesn't need to wear any makeup." 1185 01:00:12,308 --> 01:00:13,141 - What? 1186 01:00:13,141 --> 01:00:15,063 - What kind of smart alec remark is that? 1187 01:00:15,063 --> 01:00:18,278 Good lookin' babes don't need makeup. 1188 01:00:18,278 --> 01:00:22,195 - Good looking babes don't need to wear makeup. 1189 01:00:23,157 --> 01:00:24,289 I don't know. 1190 01:00:24,289 --> 01:00:25,839 What do you suppose he meant by that? 1191 01:00:28,529 --> 01:00:31,529 - Who the hell do you think that is? 1192 01:00:37,912 --> 01:00:39,655 Yeah, what do you want? 1193 01:00:39,655 --> 01:00:41,428 - I am Juan. 1194 01:00:41,428 --> 01:00:44,261 Here to satisfy your every desire. 1195 01:00:45,595 --> 01:00:48,012 - Oh, room service. 1196 01:00:49,327 --> 01:00:50,583 - Sí sí. 1197 01:00:50,583 --> 01:00:51,500 - Oh great. 1198 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,617 Where's the food? 1199 01:00:58,499 --> 01:00:59,499 - What food? 1200 01:01:00,435 --> 01:01:03,518 I'm Juan, the great slobbering ghoul. 1201 01:01:07,236 --> 01:01:08,350 - Oh my God, you guys, 1202 01:01:08,350 --> 01:01:10,618 I think we ordered a room service gigolo. 1203 01:01:10,618 --> 01:01:12,357 - What do we do now? 1204 01:01:12,357 --> 01:01:14,357 - Listen, you know what? 1205 01:01:16,063 --> 01:01:20,612 All of us three girls have a headache, isn't that something. 1206 01:01:20,612 --> 01:01:24,029 So, I'm real sorry for the inconvenience, 1207 01:01:25,074 --> 01:01:26,900 thanks a whole lot anyway. 1208 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:28,067 - No problema. 1209 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,320 If you change your mind, 1210 01:01:33,398 --> 01:01:34,898 you call 976-Juan. 1211 01:01:40,405 --> 01:01:41,822 - Great! Will do. 1212 01:01:43,761 --> 01:01:45,207 Okay, you guys, first thing in the morning 1213 01:01:45,207 --> 01:01:47,135 we're getting a Spanish dictionary. 1214 01:01:47,135 --> 01:01:49,732 Alright, now back to business. 1215 01:01:49,732 --> 01:01:51,002 Tonight at the bar, 1216 01:01:51,002 --> 01:01:54,072 is our chance to get that hit man that framed us. 1217 01:01:54,072 --> 01:01:56,989 Darlene, this is what you gotta do. 1218 01:02:03,190 --> 01:02:05,580 - Peaches, no way. 1219 01:02:05,580 --> 01:02:09,330 I am not gonna go out there with that killer. 1220 01:02:39,270 --> 01:02:41,647 - Oh shit, check it out. 1221 01:02:41,647 --> 01:02:43,814 Look at that cowgirl move. 1222 01:02:51,347 --> 01:02:52,430 - What, what? 1223 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:58,433 Hey, hey, Hernandez, Andre, Andre. 1224 01:03:02,949 --> 01:03:05,116 And, a drink for the lady. 1225 01:03:11,438 --> 01:03:14,963 - Señorita, compliments of señorini. 1226 01:03:14,963 --> 01:03:16,497 - Just a coke, thanks. 1227 01:03:16,497 --> 01:03:19,217 - Oh, on second thought, make it a nice cold margarita. 1228 01:03:19,217 --> 01:03:20,217 - Ah, bueno. 1229 01:03:23,435 --> 01:03:27,018 Jose Cuervo, is a very good friend of mine. 1230 01:03:42,324 --> 01:03:45,574 - Oh, Darlene, not on an empty stomach. 1231 01:03:56,424 --> 01:03:59,145 - Adios amigo. 1232 01:03:59,145 --> 01:04:01,812 There's other bars in this town. 1233 01:04:11,721 --> 01:04:15,554 - Oh brother, Darlene, don't get carried away. 1234 01:04:27,476 --> 01:04:30,245 - Big Vinnie, I'm starvin'. 1235 01:04:30,245 --> 01:04:34,412 I want jumbo shrimp, at that fancy place on the beach. 1236 01:05:02,695 --> 01:05:04,873 - I cannot believe that I'm doing this. 1237 01:05:04,873 --> 01:05:07,546 I should have known the minute I laid eyes on you 1238 01:05:07,546 --> 01:05:09,669 that you were nothing, nothing but trouble. 1239 01:05:09,669 --> 01:05:10,533 - Would you girls calm down. 1240 01:05:10,533 --> 01:05:11,425 This is gonna be a piece of cake. 1241 01:05:11,425 --> 01:05:13,415 - Oh, come on, that's easy for you to say. 1242 01:05:13,415 --> 01:05:15,278 It's not your piece of cake that's on the taco line. 1243 01:05:15,278 --> 01:05:16,249 - You're not gonna kill him, are you Peaches? 1244 01:05:16,249 --> 01:05:18,224 - Hell yes, she's gonna kill him if she has to, right? 1245 01:05:18,224 --> 01:05:19,547 - You guys! 1246 01:05:19,547 --> 01:05:20,551 - Right? 1247 01:05:20,551 --> 01:05:22,221 - We've been out of bullets since San Berdu. 1248 01:05:22,221 --> 01:05:23,135 - Oh no! 1249 01:05:26,141 --> 01:05:27,706 - Now, y'all ain't gonna wait too long before coming out 1250 01:05:27,706 --> 01:05:28,879 of there, right? 1251 01:05:28,879 --> 01:05:29,887 - Oh no, don't worry. 1252 01:05:29,887 --> 01:05:32,720 We're gonna be right on top of it. 1253 01:05:49,312 --> 01:05:50,145 - Hey doll. 1254 01:05:50,145 --> 01:05:51,812 It's me, Big Vinnie. 1255 01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:55,876 Aren't you gonna invite me in? 1256 01:05:55,876 --> 01:05:58,543 - Yeah, sure, come on in, sugar. 1257 01:06:02,050 --> 01:06:05,932 I was beginning to think you weren't gonna make it. 1258 01:06:05,932 --> 01:06:07,348 - Are you kidding me, babe. 1259 01:06:07,348 --> 01:06:09,758 Wild bushes couldn't get me away. 1260 01:06:09,758 --> 01:06:12,203 You know, it just takes a shit pot full of booze 1261 01:06:12,203 --> 01:06:13,786 to put Poodles out. 1262 01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:18,590 Son of a bitch. 1263 01:06:35,884 --> 01:06:38,717 To the sexiest broad in the world. 1264 01:06:40,838 --> 01:06:44,215 I think this is gonna be the beginning of something big. 1265 01:06:44,215 --> 01:06:47,048 - Oh, keep it in your pants, Jack. 1266 01:06:49,832 --> 01:06:52,360 - Well, let's get cooking babe. 1267 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:55,277 I ain't got a lot of time, alright. 1268 01:06:58,603 --> 01:07:00,066 - What kind of a dick hip picks 1269 01:07:00,066 --> 01:07:02,649 a little piece on a first date? 1270 01:07:03,954 --> 01:07:05,514 - What's the matter? 1271 01:07:05,514 --> 01:07:07,037 Scared of guns, baby huh? 1272 01:07:07,037 --> 01:07:10,168 - Only when they're in the wrong hands. 1273 01:07:10,168 --> 01:07:12,577 - That's a good one. 1274 01:07:12,577 --> 01:07:14,744 I gotta remember that one. 1275 01:07:16,399 --> 01:07:18,546 - Where you goin', sugar? 1276 01:07:18,546 --> 01:07:20,604 - I'm just hangin' up my treads. 1277 01:07:20,604 --> 01:07:22,681 You know, this bucket problem 1278 01:07:22,681 --> 01:07:24,542 and wrinkles like the sun. 1279 01:07:24,542 --> 01:07:27,018 - Oh, let me get that for you. 1280 01:07:27,018 --> 01:07:29,435 Oh, this is a nice warm coat. 1281 01:07:33,306 --> 01:07:36,556 - Oh baby, I am fuckin' ready for this. 1282 01:07:39,098 --> 01:07:41,015 - The gun, get the gun. 1283 01:07:51,289 --> 01:07:54,398 - You know, I could hear your heart beat 1284 01:07:54,398 --> 01:07:56,376 all the way over here, you know. 1285 01:07:56,376 --> 01:08:00,624 - Oh, that's not my heart, sugar, that's my knees knocking. 1286 01:08:00,624 --> 01:08:02,707 - Oh, I must be dreamin'. 1287 01:08:08,161 --> 01:08:11,217 What the fuck are you doin', huh? 1288 01:08:11,217 --> 01:08:13,673 - Can we put this away? 1289 01:08:13,673 --> 01:08:17,078 I'm really scared of guns, they make me nervous. 1290 01:08:17,078 --> 01:08:19,161 See, my daddy saw it, he shot himself in the left foot 1291 01:08:19,161 --> 01:08:21,661 when he was deer hunting once. 1292 01:08:24,038 --> 01:08:27,088 - You are too much, you know that. 1293 01:08:27,088 --> 01:08:28,921 I can't say no to you. 1294 01:08:35,430 --> 01:08:37,430 - Okay, kiddo, we're on. 1295 01:08:40,097 --> 01:08:40,930 - Yeah! 1296 01:08:43,191 --> 01:08:46,059 - The fuck, there's no doorknob. 1297 01:08:46,059 --> 01:08:47,059 We're stuck. 1298 01:08:49,829 --> 01:08:52,912 Oh, come on, open up you stupid door. 1299 01:08:53,902 --> 01:08:55,250 - Come on, baby. 1300 01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:57,083 It's lonely down here. 1301 01:09:00,065 --> 01:09:01,982 - Just a second, sugar. 1302 01:09:04,115 --> 01:09:08,620 This polyester wrinkles like a son of a bitch, too. 1303 01:09:08,620 --> 01:09:10,086 What are y'all waitin' for? 1304 01:09:10,086 --> 01:09:12,086 Get your asses out here. 1305 01:09:13,698 --> 01:09:14,615 - What the? 1306 01:09:16,292 --> 01:09:17,125 Hey, I know you. 1307 01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:19,047 You're the bimbos from the go-go. 1308 01:09:19,047 --> 01:09:20,922 - That's right fucker, the ones you tried 1309 01:09:20,922 --> 01:09:22,255 to pin a rap on. 1310 01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:29,780 - Hey, hey, hey easy. 1311 01:09:34,416 --> 01:09:36,333 - Where's my boyfriend? 1312 01:09:37,346 --> 01:09:38,961 - Poodles! 1313 01:09:38,961 --> 01:09:40,544 - You lousy little. 1314 01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:44,279 - Hit her, darling, hit her. 1315 01:09:44,279 --> 01:09:46,112 - Nobody takes my man. 1316 01:09:48,261 --> 01:09:49,678 You asked for it. 1317 01:09:52,213 --> 01:09:53,046 - Poodles. 1318 01:09:53,046 --> 01:09:53,879 - Shut up. 1319 01:09:55,555 --> 01:09:57,472 - She's gonna kill her. 1320 01:09:59,842 --> 01:10:01,425 - Get her, Peaches. 1321 01:10:08,032 --> 01:10:10,125 - Alright, everybody freeze. 1322 01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:13,042 Okay, now all you bimbos, hands up. 1323 01:10:15,726 --> 01:10:19,503 - Big Vinnie, baby, I could give you a k? 1324 01:10:19,503 --> 01:10:20,674 - Later. 1325 01:10:20,674 --> 01:10:24,367 Alright, all you bimbos, on the bed. 1326 01:10:24,367 --> 01:10:25,534 Come on, move. 1327 01:10:31,962 --> 01:10:34,037 So, you thought you were gonna pull one over 1328 01:10:34,037 --> 01:10:35,604 on Big Vinnie, huh? 1329 01:10:35,604 --> 01:10:36,437 Huh? 1330 01:10:37,281 --> 01:10:39,923 - You bimbs, don't know who you're dealing with. 1331 01:10:39,923 --> 01:10:40,756 - Shut up. 1332 01:10:43,227 --> 01:10:46,438 You know, doll, it's really a shame. 1333 01:10:46,438 --> 01:10:48,736 We could have made beautiful music together. 1334 01:10:48,736 --> 01:10:50,350 - Oh please, just kill us you big ape, 1335 01:10:50,350 --> 01:10:51,934 don't make us puke. 1336 01:10:51,934 --> 01:10:52,797 - Oh, don't rush me. 1337 01:10:52,797 --> 01:10:53,630 Don't rush me. 1338 01:10:53,630 --> 01:10:55,361 I want to savor the moment. 1339 01:10:55,361 --> 01:10:59,194 You see, I ain't never offed no broads before. 1340 01:11:01,569 --> 01:11:03,152 And you, yeah, you, 1341 01:11:05,327 --> 01:11:08,266 you are truly the worst fuckin' dancer 1342 01:11:08,266 --> 01:11:10,876 I ever saw in my life. 1343 01:11:10,876 --> 01:11:13,325 You know, coggin' you will be like my significant 1344 01:11:13,325 --> 01:11:15,325 contribution to mankind. 1345 01:11:19,523 --> 01:11:21,190 - Hey girls, party-- 1346 01:11:22,315 --> 01:11:24,385 Who the fuck are you? 1347 01:11:24,385 --> 01:11:25,510 - No, you got it backwards punk, 1348 01:11:25,510 --> 01:11:27,224 who the fuck are you? 1349 01:11:27,224 --> 01:11:28,891 - We're nobody, man. 1350 01:11:31,904 --> 01:11:33,487 - Dude, wrong room. 1351 01:11:37,909 --> 01:11:39,632 - Ahh, my eyes. 1352 01:11:39,632 --> 01:11:41,525 My eyes, ahh. 1353 01:11:41,525 --> 01:11:42,942 - Alright, girls. 1354 01:11:47,006 --> 01:11:48,359 Later. 1355 01:11:48,359 --> 01:11:51,630 Maybe we'll catch you next time. 1356 01:11:51,630 --> 01:11:53,584 - Let me go, let me go. 1357 01:11:53,584 --> 01:11:55,826 You're gonna regret this you bimbos. 1358 01:11:55,826 --> 01:11:57,909 - Get out of here, bully. 1359 01:11:59,370 --> 01:12:00,787 - Police, freeze. 1360 01:12:01,642 --> 01:12:03,059 - Officer Arbury. 1361 01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:07,062 - Everybody, reach for the sky. 1362 01:12:09,945 --> 01:12:12,676 It's okay, Darlene, you're safe now. 1363 01:12:12,676 --> 01:12:16,330 - Oh boy, am I ever glad to see you. 1364 01:12:16,330 --> 01:12:18,673 - I told you I'd save you, Darlene. 1365 01:12:18,673 --> 01:12:20,698 I always keep my word. 1366 01:12:20,698 --> 01:12:23,008 - Excuse me, cowboy, but we saved ourselves. 1367 01:12:23,008 --> 01:12:24,602 Thank you very much. 1368 01:12:24,602 --> 01:12:26,276 - You two are in a shit load of trouble. 1369 01:12:26,276 --> 01:12:27,321 Let's go. 1370 01:12:27,321 --> 01:12:28,653 - Us two? 1371 01:12:28,653 --> 01:12:31,153 This is the guy that you want. 1372 01:12:32,375 --> 01:12:35,767 - Really, Arnie, they got it all wrong back in the states. 1373 01:12:35,767 --> 01:12:38,184 That guy's the go-go killers. 1374 01:12:39,978 --> 01:12:41,895 - What's going on here? 1375 01:12:44,481 --> 01:12:46,879 - Sugar, it's a long story. 1376 01:12:46,879 --> 01:12:48,813 - It all started on Broadway, 1377 01:12:48,813 --> 01:12:49,697 a long time ago, 1378 01:12:49,697 --> 01:12:51,395 there was this producer named Benny Smegman, 1379 01:12:51,395 --> 01:12:53,922 I used to be this really great dancer on Broadway. 1380 01:12:53,922 --> 01:12:57,966 And, he offered me this part, and so that's it officer. 1381 01:12:57,966 --> 01:12:59,483 We never meant to hurt anybody, 1382 01:12:59,483 --> 01:13:00,878 but we don't want to take a murder rap 1383 01:13:00,878 --> 01:13:02,295 for some scumbag. 1384 01:13:03,202 --> 01:13:04,035 - And, that's the honest to God truth, you honor. 1385 01:13:04,035 --> 01:13:06,160 Cross my heart and hope to die. 1386 01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,402 - That's right, I believe 'em. 1387 01:13:08,402 --> 01:13:10,069 And, you should too. 1388 01:13:10,913 --> 01:13:13,831 - Alright, tell you what I'm gonna do. 1389 01:13:13,831 --> 01:13:17,095 I don't have any authority down here, anyways. 1390 01:13:17,095 --> 01:13:19,166 So, I'll haul these two in for now, 1391 01:13:19,166 --> 01:13:21,045 and sort through the rest of this mess later. 1392 01:13:21,045 --> 01:13:21,878 - Hooray! 1393 01:13:25,096 --> 01:13:27,513 - Alright, you two, let's go. 1394 01:13:28,508 --> 01:13:29,958 Come on, Darlene. 1395 01:13:29,958 --> 01:13:31,878 I'll take you home. 1396 01:13:31,878 --> 01:13:32,919 - That's okay, Arnie. 1397 01:13:32,919 --> 01:13:36,836 I think I'm just gonna hang around for a while. 1398 01:13:37,724 --> 01:13:39,463 With my girlfriends. 1399 01:13:39,463 --> 01:13:40,713 - Are you sure? 1400 01:13:42,878 --> 01:13:44,950 Okay, if that's how you want it. 1401 01:13:44,950 --> 01:13:48,644 I'll be around when you change your mind. 1402 01:13:48,644 --> 01:13:50,061 See you, Darlene. 1403 01:13:52,583 --> 01:13:53,498 Move it, you two. 1404 01:13:53,498 --> 01:13:54,998 Come on, let's go. 1405 01:13:57,330 --> 01:13:58,913 - Wow, what a trip. 1406 01:14:00,765 --> 01:14:03,848 - Oh my goodness, he forgot his coat. 1407 01:14:07,724 --> 01:14:09,221 - Oh my! 1408 01:14:09,221 --> 01:14:10,532 Holy cow! 1409 01:14:10,532 --> 01:14:12,068 What a wad! 1410 01:14:12,068 --> 01:14:15,902 This must be the money he got for offing Shifty Joe. 1411 01:14:15,902 --> 01:14:17,705 - You're not thinking what I think you're thinking? 1412 01:14:17,705 --> 01:14:19,299 - We're gonna give it back, aren't we? 1413 01:14:19,299 --> 01:14:20,281 - Oh, fuck no. 1414 01:14:20,281 --> 01:14:21,166 Are you kidding. 1415 01:14:21,166 --> 01:14:22,414 That guy owes us. 1416 01:14:22,414 --> 01:14:24,229 This little wad here, is gonna bankroll us 1417 01:14:24,229 --> 01:14:28,213 a vacation like you two have never seen before. 1418 01:14:28,213 --> 01:14:29,046 Yeah! 1419 01:15:31,392 --> 01:15:33,652 - Jeez you guys, everything's sure turned out great, 1420 01:15:33,652 --> 01:15:34,768 didn't it? 1421 01:15:34,768 --> 01:15:37,416 - Boy, I'll sure say, you girls are more fun than a rodeo. 1422 01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:40,032 I say we hit every beach between here and the South Pole. 1423 01:15:40,032 --> 01:15:41,571 - Yeah, I mean, we really might have a future 1424 01:15:41,571 --> 01:15:44,071 with this beach bunny routine. 1425 01:15:45,886 --> 01:15:48,309 - It's the sand bunnies, guys. 1426 01:15:48,309 --> 01:15:50,231 - Hey honey, did you like my jams? 1427 01:15:50,231 --> 01:15:54,398 - Hey babe, pass me another Kona out of the cooler. 1428 01:15:56,071 --> 01:15:58,571 - Rad surfing, dudes. 1429 01:16:03,542 --> 01:16:05,042 - Cowabunga! 1430 01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:16,945 ♫ Cowabunga 1431 01:16:24,171 --> 01:16:25,349 ♫ Say girls 1432 01:16:25,349 --> 01:16:26,182 ♫ Yeah 1433 01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:28,524 ♫ Let's say we have some fun 1434 01:16:28,524 --> 01:16:29,683 ♫ Hey girls 1435 01:16:29,683 --> 01:16:30,591 ♫ Uh-huh 1436 01:16:30,591 --> 01:16:33,201 ♫ Want to find me a real beach bum 1437 01:16:33,201 --> 01:16:34,405 ♫ And, girls 1438 01:16:34,405 --> 01:16:35,407 ♫ Now what 1439 01:16:35,407 --> 01:16:37,519 ♫ You bring your comb and hairspray 1440 01:16:37,519 --> 01:16:41,746 ♫ 'Cause girls every lovin' day is a go-go day 1441 01:16:41,746 --> 01:16:44,008 ♫ Don't call me bimbo 1442 01:16:44,008 --> 01:16:46,214 ♫ Oh no 1443 01:16:46,214 --> 01:16:48,592 ♫ I don't call me bimbo 1444 01:16:48,592 --> 01:16:50,021 ♫ Oh no 1445 01:16:50,021 --> 01:16:53,144 ♫ Please don't call me bimbo 1446 01:16:53,144 --> 01:16:56,010 ♫ Oh no, no, no, no 1447 01:16:56,010 --> 01:16:58,810 ♫ Some guy once said that to me 1448 01:16:58,810 --> 01:17:02,310 ♫ Now, that guy's history 1449 01:17:05,730 --> 01:17:07,546 ♫ Girls ♫ Mm-hmm 1450 01:17:07,546 --> 01:17:09,553 ♫ You know I got things on my mind 1451 01:17:09,553 --> 01:17:11,741 ♫ World affairs ♫ Oh yeah 1452 01:17:11,741 --> 01:17:14,021 ♫ The bum, the state of mankind 1453 01:17:14,021 --> 01:17:16,106 ♫ Girls ♫ What now 1454 01:17:16,106 --> 01:17:18,716 ♫ I'm thinkin' it will be okay 1455 01:17:18,716 --> 01:17:20,956 ♫ As long as I get to go-go dance 1456 01:17:20,956 --> 01:17:23,149 ♫ Every single day 1457 01:17:23,149 --> 01:17:25,482 ♫ Cowabunga 1458 01:17:28,576 --> 01:17:29,896 ♫ Don't call me bimbo 1459 01:17:29,896 --> 01:17:31,569 ♫ Oh no 1460 01:17:31,569 --> 01:17:34,343 ♫ Honey, don't call me bimbo 1461 01:17:34,343 --> 01:17:36,042 ♫ Oh no 1462 01:17:36,042 --> 01:17:38,889 ♫ Please don't call me bimbo 1463 01:17:38,889 --> 01:17:41,922 ♫ Oh no, no, no, no 1464 01:17:41,922 --> 01:17:44,907 ♫ Some guy once said that to me 1465 01:17:44,907 --> 01:17:49,074 ♫ Now, that guy's history ♫ 1466 01:17:52,690 --> 01:17:54,551 - Police in Los Angeles 1467 01:17:54,551 --> 01:17:56,655 are investigating the murder of underworld figure, 1468 01:17:56,655 --> 01:17:58,874 Shifty Joe Malone. 1469 01:17:58,874 --> 01:18:02,015 The suspects in the case, two female go-go dancers 1470 01:18:02,015 --> 01:18:04,904 who were last seen in a polka dot midriff bolero top, 1471 01:18:04,904 --> 01:18:07,190 with matching hip hugger capris, 1472 01:18:07,190 --> 01:18:10,572 and a little blue ruffle top with a skirt. 1473 01:18:10,572 --> 01:18:13,905 They are considered armed and dangerous. 1474 01:18:32,702 --> 01:18:37,185 ♫ 'Cause every dude or guy you ever find 1475 01:18:37,185 --> 01:18:41,646 ♫ They all just got one thing on their mind 1476 01:18:41,646 --> 01:18:45,683 ♫ When they say Cowabunga, babe let's go 1477 01:18:45,683 --> 01:18:50,286 ♫ I say, okay, but there's one thing you should know 1478 01:18:50,286 --> 01:18:52,064 ♫ Don't call me bimbo 1479 01:18:52,064 --> 01:18:53,723 ♫ Oh no 1480 01:18:53,723 --> 01:18:56,585 ♫ Honey, don't call me bimbo 1481 01:18:56,585 --> 01:18:58,302 ♫ Oh no 1482 01:18:58,302 --> 01:19:01,207 ♫ Please don't call me bimbo 1483 01:19:01,207 --> 01:19:03,982 ♫ Oh no, no, no, no 1484 01:19:03,982 --> 01:19:07,139 ♫ Some guy once said that to me 1485 01:19:07,139 --> 01:19:10,650 ♫ Now, that guy's history 1486 01:19:10,650 --> 01:19:12,652 ♫ Don't call me bimbo 1487 01:19:12,652 --> 01:19:14,450 ♫ Oh no 1488 01:19:14,450 --> 01:19:17,165 ♫ Honey, don't call me bimbo 1489 01:19:17,165 --> 01:19:18,969 ♫ Oh no 1490 01:19:18,969 --> 01:19:21,786 ♫ Please don't call me bimbo 1491 01:19:21,786 --> 01:19:24,504 ♫ Oh no, no, no, no 1492 01:19:24,504 --> 01:19:28,312 ♫ Some guy once said that to me 1493 01:19:28,312 --> 01:19:31,812 ♫ But, that guy's history 1494 01:19:35,929 --> 01:19:38,262 ♫ Cowabunga 1495 01:19:45,115 --> 01:19:46,879 ♫ Say, girls 1496 01:19:46,879 --> 01:19:47,712 ♫ Yeah 1497 01:19:47,712 --> 01:19:50,011 ♫ Let's say we have some fun 1498 01:19:50,011 --> 01:19:51,211 ♫ Hey girls 1499 01:19:51,211 --> 01:19:52,163 ♫ Uh-huh 1500 01:19:52,163 --> 01:19:54,682 ♫ Want to find me a real beach bum 1501 01:19:54,682 --> 01:19:55,986 ♫ And, girls 1502 01:19:55,986 --> 01:19:56,839 ♫ Now what 1503 01:19:56,839 --> 01:19:59,108 ♫ You bring your comb and hairspray 1504 01:19:59,108 --> 01:20:03,711 ♫ 'Cause girls every lovin' day, is a go-go day 1505 01:20:03,711 --> 01:20:05,455 ♫ Don't call me bimbo 1506 01:20:05,455 --> 01:20:07,707 ♫ Oh no 1507 01:20:07,707 --> 01:20:09,937 ♫ Honey, don't call me bimbo 1508 01:20:09,937 --> 01:20:11,719 ♫ Oh no 1509 01:20:11,719 --> 01:20:14,640 ♫ Please don't call me bimbo 1510 01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:18,147 ♫ Oh no, no, no, no ♫